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You Crack Me Up Quotes By Tim Crouch: In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and

In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are laughing. — Tim Crouch

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Collette West: She got me to crack open the window

She got me to crack open the window to my soul, and I really don't want to slam it down on her fingers just yet. — Collette West

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Madge Bellamy: I only winged him, which is what I

I only winged him, which is what I meant to do. Believe me, I'm a crack shot. — Madge Bellamy

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Alfred Lord Tennyson: The mirror crack'd from side to side "The

The mirror crack'd from side to side "The curse has come upon me," cried The Lady of Shalott — Alfred Lord Tennyson

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very

Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit. — Jamie McGuire

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Ismael Galvan: Look, lady, I'm not going to bullshit you.

Look, lady, I'm not going to bullshit you. I need to smoke enough crack cocaine to communicate with aliens. Give me all the money you got! — Ismael Galvan

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Ojo Blacke: She got injun fire in her blood, as

She got injun fire in her blood, as I hear tell it, and it seem to me Lucy about ripe to snap a crack in that jumping bean she call a head. — Ojo Blacke

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Marilyn Manson: Just remember when you think you're free, the

Just remember when you think you're free, the crack in your heart is me. — Marilyn Manson

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Nenia Campbell: Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me

Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me open, until I crack and all the ugly things fly out of my body to drench us both in sated lust. Yes. — Nenia Campbell

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Kristen Ashley: You crack me right the fuck up, babe.

You crack me right the fuck up, babe. — Kristen Ashley

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Charlotte Bronte: To live, for me, Jane, is to stand

To live, for me, Jane, is to stand on a crater-crust which may crack and spue fire any day. — Charlotte Bronte

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Amy Poehler: I love my boys so much I fear

I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love. — Amy Poehler

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Ice Cube: Do I gotta go sell me a whole

Do I gotta go sell me a whole lotta crack for decent shelter and clothes on my back? — Ice Cube

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: There is a crack in my soul, and

There is a crack in my soul, and I can hear it trembling, quivering, stirring deep inside me. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Darynda Jones: I'm like crack. People don't want to like

I'm like crack. People don't want to like me, but once they get a taste, they always come back for more. — Darynda Jones

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Lauren Oliver: and I'm thrown backward. I land on my

and I'm thrown backward. I land on my left elbow, hear it crack. Pain splinters through me. A Scavenger looms over me. Impossible to say whether — Lauren Oliver

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Nas: Somehow the rap game remind me of the

Somehow the rap game remind me of the crack game — Nas

You Crack Me Up Quotes By J. Kenner: Because Damien Stark is like crack to me.

Because Damien Stark is like crack to me. Seductive and very, very addictive. — J. Kenner

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Tupac Shakur: The people made me from the littlest crack

The people made me from the littlest crack head to the biggest baller so if i am bad its because of the bay and if i am good its because of the bay — Tupac Shakur

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Sean Hannity: My father used to take off his belt

My father used to take off his belt and give me a crack. And I'm all right. — Sean Hannity

You Crack Me Up Quotes By L. H. Cosway: I was a glass half full kind of

I was a glass half full kind of girl. I had to be, otherwise I'd be a hand me the crack pipe kind of girl. — L. H. Cosway

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Gayle Forman: 11:47, positively crack-of-dawn for me.

11:47, positively crack-of-dawn for me. — Gayle Forman

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Richelle Mead: And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe

And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and love me too. — Richelle Mead

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Margaret Atwood: To want is to have a weakness. It's

To want is to have a weakness. It's this weakness, whatever it is, that entices me. It's like a small crack in a wall, before now impenetrable. — Margaret Atwood

You Crack Me Up Quotes By John Mayer: Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to

Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. — John Mayer

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Nelson Jack: I hate when someone keep on asking me

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Kristen Ashley: You're like a flower that grew through a

You're like a flower that grew through a crack in the sidewalk, he told me — Kristen Ashley

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Howard Hodgkin: I fell through a crack for years. Historically,

I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me. — Howard Hodgkin

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Amy Poehler: I wonder if this love will crack open

I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love. — Amy Poehler

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Diane Chamberlain: My life sucked, and it would catch up

My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack. — Diane Chamberlain

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I

Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You Crack Me Up Quotes By Kathy Bryson: You tell me the dead are coming through

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry? — Kathy Bryson