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Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.
— Christina Grimmie
Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk.
— Lisa Turner
Being a jerk is more of a habit or a personality trait of sorts, not an attitude. It's incurable.
— Cameron Jace
You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.
— Justin Halpern
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years.
— Harry Connick Jr.
The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.
— Julian Casablancas
Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I like you so much it hurts. I like the way your true self comes out when you think no one else is looking.
— Kylie Scott
Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.
— David Levithan
I act like a jerk sometimes.
— Bill Murray
I know that makes me sound like a jerk and maybe in some way I was, but girls play games too. Guys are just more likely to admit to it.
— Nyrae Dawn
Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself.
— Jude Deveraux
You are such a jerk! Get back here!"
"Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick
"Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick
I'm grieving over what a jerk you are...
— Maria Semple
You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far.
— Melanie Marchande
I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
— Lizz Winstead
When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure
— Y.A. Marks
I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
— Seann William Scott
Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television.
— Douglas Hurd
..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that....
— Finn Marlowe
All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else's poor decision making.
— Joshua Ferris
TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE
— Rick Riordan
Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those few privileged with time on their hands and no wolves at the door.
— Rick Remender
We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response to anything that seems to want or have control over us.
— Sheena Iyengar