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I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous. — Christopher Buckley

Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother? — Christopher Moore

Holy mother of all electronics... — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Let's just say that I'm not the kind of guy your mother would want you hanging around with - Vincent (Die For Me) — Amy Plum

The false religion of lust is baser than the false religion of mother-love or patriotism or art: but lust is less likely to be made into a religion. — C.S. Lewis

Cooking skills aside, my mother is an exceptional nurturer. — Jami Attenberg

I remember the day my mother died, and it's still hard to talk about it. I just blocked it out. — Peaches Geldof

My mother says healers are born, not made. — Suzanne Collins

What if forgiving my mother also means forgiving myself? — Iyanla Vanzant

When I look in the mirror, I don't see my Dad, I see my grandmother. For a while it was my mother looking back at me. If only it was my Dad. — Colin Firth

And be very careful at the front, Paul."
Ah, Mother, Mother! Why do I not take you in my arms and die with you. What poor wretches we are! — Erich Maria Remarque

He can't be a baby forever. He's a Stark, and near four." Robb sighed. "Well, Mother will be home soon. And I'll bring back Father, I promise. — George R R Martin

An industrious mother is an initiator of a good course; always charting new course for her loved ones. — Jaachynma N.E. Agu

Together we can do great things. — Mother Teresa

Mother Goose is on the loose, stealing lines from Lenny Bruce. — Phil Ochs

It takes a Mother's Patience, to bring a child up right, And her Courage and her Cheerfulness to make a dark day bright. — Helen Steiner Rice

My 80-year-old mother will not buy her heart medicine because it cost more than she can pay with social security. She is America. — Jack Bowman

A dutiful mother is someone who follows every step her child makes ... And a good mother is someone whose child wants to follow her. — Jodi Picoult

You will never truly realize God is all you need until He becomes all you have. — Mother Teresa

My mother had to explain that one couldnt compose a Liszt rhapsody because it was a piece of music that Liszt himself had composed. — Sergei Prokofiev

I remembered something my mother used to say. "The devil can quote scripture." "And in a pleasing voice," Mrs. Shoplaw agreed moodily. — Stephen King

My mother's Mohawk and my father is Scottish/German from Nova Scotia. — Kaniehtiio Horn

My mother once said if you can't handle the fact that your world-view might be entirely inaccurate, you are not worthy of believing in it. — Sean J Halford

You are not my mother. You are a scary Snort! — P.D. Eastman

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. — Jean-Louis Gassee

Even my mother told me: 'You are a handsome woman, but you're not pretty. Pretty girls don't have those big bones.' — Yoko Ono

You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much. — Jennifer Crusie

My goodness carina mia, you are so thin. You do not eat enough. Mangia, mangia, mangia! [Alicia's Italian mother's view of her daughter.] — Celia Conrad

Of course, the wedding preparations are very stressful," my mother says.
My father grunts. "You're not the one writing the checks. — Lauren Oliver

My mother always told me,"hide your face-people are looking at you".I would reply,"it does not matter;I am also looking at them — Malala Yousafzai

For as long as I am your mother and you are my only child, i will worry and hope and pray for you. Do not ask the impossible. — Jennifer Beckstrand

My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious! — George Carlin

I could not tell you the date of my mother's death. I could not tell you the date of my dad's death. These are not dates that I find significant. — O.J. Simpson

Outside in the sun the Holy Mother stood on her pedestal in the garden, sorry but unsympathetic. The usual position of mothers. — Barbara Kingsolver

I'm a mother and I have a daughter. I'm lucky to be in a position where I'm able to teach her things like self love and acceptance. — Denise Bidot

My mother once told me she thought hell would be nothing more than being given a glimpse of God
then having it taken away, forever. — Glen Duncan

The most comfortable place on earth is the arms of a mother. — Debasish Mridha

A mother is God's deputy on earth. — Rahel Varnhagen

My future is always plural. It is always about my mother and my father and my aunties and my sister. — Daisy Hernandez

As a child, our house had a backyard lined with roses tended vigilantly by my mother. So the fragrance fills me with nostalgia for my youth. — Thelma Golden

A father's suspicion...' she began.
Is as powerful as a mother's intuition.'

~pg 87, Ruana Singh and Jack Salmon — Alice Sebold

I tend to project my father figure onto any director that I'm working with, or mother, if I'm working with a female, or it can be confused. — Guy Pearce

My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays. — Joan Rivers

My mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron. — Augusten Burroughs

Things have changed," Mother answered, her gaze drawn to the southern horizon. "So we change with them. — Mindy McGinnis

My mother has all my awards, because if I walked downstairs every day and saw all my achievements it would be so easy to become complacent. — Lauryn Hill

People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you. — Amit Kalantri

I haven't wanted to play a mother for a long time because I am one. — Frances McDormand

Here we go mother on the shipless ocean.
Pity us, pity the ocean, here we go. — Anne Carson

Holy Mother Church teaches us to end the year and also our days with an examination of conscience ... to be grateful and to ask for forgiveness. — Pope Francis

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. — Jon Stewart

My father required me to honor my father and my mother too much to put up games on them. I did on occasion. — Lincoln Steffens

Ah, well, my mother told me that if wishes were fishes, we would all be swimming in riches. Ok, tell me about these two facilities. — Craig Alanson

My mother is my life's breath. — Muhammad Faisal Yaqoob