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The moon was gone, but to the magician's eyes the unicorn was the moon, cold and white and very old, lighting his way to safety, or to madness. — Peter S. Beagle

Most days I was impossible. Like a unicorn. — Bryn Greenwood

Deal. Now, could you please untie my sword hand from my head? I feel like a freaking unicorn. — Rick Riordan

But its hard to believe Coach Ashford...like he's that hot and a good guy. And bisexual? So a fucking unicorn, then. — Avon Gale

I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin' unicorn. — Laura Benanti

I could eat a unicorn and pick my teeth with his horn! I'm absolutely famished. — Amy Harmon

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. — Benny Hill

If you can make a mechanical horse, why wouldn't you make it a unicorn? — A.W. Exley

So you can sense her aura and stuff, right?" Kail asked as he got to his feet. "So anything I say about her not being a unicorn-- — Patrick Weekes

He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. — Amanda Mosher

If the unicorn does live among the snows held up forever on the line of the Equator then it is clear why the world should know so little about them. — Odell Shepard

Virgins are a rare breed anywhere, but at your age, you're practically a unicorn. — Heidi Cullinan

You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn't you?"
"Probably so. We both fart rainbows. — Jamie Farrell

If I ever really sounded
I would rupture
your eardrums
or your heart. — Audre Lorde

He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. — David Mitchell

The Unicorn Sonata ... tells us that our true home is often right around the corner, if we'd only open our eyes - and our ears - to find it. — Peter S. Beagle

I'm eighteen; I'm a princess; and I'm a virgin. You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn. Happy freaking birthday to me. — Meg Cabot

A unicorn in this magical star.

In my new home.

My ethereal home.

Saturna — Deepika Kumaaraguru

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' — Margaret Cho

Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York? — Naomi Novik

Not a unicorn's chance in Hell," Owen grunted.
"Now, what would a unicorn be doing in Hell?" Liam asked.
"You can ask him when you get there. — Abigail Roux

That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one — Rachel Maddow

That boy is sprung on you and he is a nice guy. A superhot, supersexy nice guy. Do you know how rare that is? He's like a goddamn unicorn. — Jay Crownover

Am I really standing here, conversing with a bloody unicorn? Tiffy was certain her mind had finally left the building. — T.J. Loveless

Still, the painful death of that unicorn had been satisfying to watch — Bruce Coville

Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any — Dr. Seuss

Welcome to the estrogen vortex, dude, where mindfucks are the norm and understanding them is as common as a fucking unicorn in your front yard. — K. Bromberg

It cannot be an ill fortune to have loved a unicorn, — Peter S. Beagle

Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you — Unknown

I would compete in unicorn back riding! Why? Because we are from the same fairytale. — Sasha Pivovarova

I'm sorry. I only wanted to take a look at your unicorn. — Jennifer K. Clark

I'm saying let's go see if we can find some horses or zebras before we start a unicorn hunt. — James S.A. Corey

Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happen. — India Knight

So quit looking for 'the one'. You have a better chance of finding an Oompa Loompa riding a unicorn, fighting Bigfoot. — Matt Chandler