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A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart.. and he'll give you his.
— Milo Gathema
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
— Woodrow Wilson
You a low down dog is what's wrong. It's time to leave you and enter into the creation. And your dead body just the welcome mat I need.
— Alice Walker
You put your money in the machine, and out comes a hot dog, all without the Illuminati or Big Brother orchestrating the whole thing.
— Daniel Higginbotham
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
— Fran Lebowitz
Humans will always tell you the story. Dogs can only tell you the truth. Trust your instincts and listen your dog.
— Cesar Millan
Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog.
— George H. W. Bush
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
Get your dog spayed or neutered. That's one of the first things that you should go and do.
— China Anne McClain
He's weak, afraid and dumber than your dog.
Besides, you gonna bet the farm on a pig?
The Alien Club — Trel Sidoruk
Besides, you gonna bet the farm on a pig?
The Alien Club — Trel Sidoruk
That dude is a lot like a big, drooly dog. Doesn't matter if he just met you, he wants to lick your face and hump your leg
— Sarina Bowen
Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries.
— Munia Khan
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
Allow your dog to take you for a walk every day. It's good for the body and it's good for the soul.
— Eckhart Tolle
I adore you, Emilia Ward, let me worship you and I will be your dog, your slave ... anything you want. Just don't leave me.
— Amanda Lance
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
— Mark Twain
Fuck you and your little dog, too.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog.
COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED — Ernest Cline
COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED — Ernest Cline
You were not bred to avoid trouble," Tobai said. "Your family takes it on, shakes it like a dog shaking a rat, and tosses it to one side.
— Elizabeth Moon
To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born.
— Jack Canfield
When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
— Damon Hill
Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.
— Dana Gould
Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet! Oberon
— Kevin Hearne
We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.
— Gordon Korman
All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food.
— Norian F. Love
We all know I'm marrying you, as soon as you get over your thing with dog tags and realize a stethoscope is way sexier, anyway. - Tanner
— Kandi Steiner
You matter because you are you and there is no other person in this world who could ever take your place.
— Heather Wolf
Fuck you," she said, giggling. "And your little dog too.
— Marisha Pessl
If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck?
— Joel Samaha
You selfish dog. I pity you that you must leave the comfort of your pampered surroundings and sacrifice a little to serve our country for a time
— Jennifer Clark
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?
— Leonore Fleischer
I have a theory that you get the right dog, the dog you need, for a particular stage in your life.
— Meg Donohue
When you think of dog movies, that genre, Old Yeller is sort of the benchmark and you hope that you can raise your game up to that.
— Jennifer Aniston
If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.
— Jack Canfield
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?
— Robert Breault
If your dog, your best friend turns on you, take a good look at yourself. You may have a serious personality disorder.
— Will Leamon