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You And Your Dog Quotes By Various: What do you get when you cross a

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog who bites off your arm and goes to get help. — Various

You And Your Dog Quotes By Milo Gathema: A dog doesn't care if your rich or

A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart.. and he'll give you his. — Milo Gathema

You And Your Dog Quotes By Woodrow Wilson: If a dog will not come to you

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. — Woodrow Wilson

You And Your Dog Quotes By Alice Walker: You a low down dog is what's wrong.

You a low down dog is what's wrong. It's time to leave you and enter into the creation. And your dead body just the welcome mat I need. — Alice Walker

You And Your Dog Quotes By Daniel Higginbotham: You put your money in the machine, and

You put your money in the machine, and out comes a hot dog, all without the Illuminati or Big Brother orchestrating the whole thing. — Daniel Higginbotham

You And Your Dog Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: If you are a dog and your owner

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. — Fran Lebowitz

You And Your Dog Quotes By Cesar Millan: Humans will always tell you the story. Dogs

Humans will always tell you the story. Dogs can only tell you the truth. Trust your instincts and listen your dog. — Cesar Millan

You And Your Dog Quotes By George H. W. Bush: Study hard; and you might grow up to

Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog. — George H. W. Bush

You And Your Dog Quotes By Robert Schimmel: What do you say when your friends come

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish." — Robert Schimmel

You And Your Dog Quotes By Ann Beattie: Nothing is so lovely as a quietly snoring

Nothing is so lovely as a quietly snoring dog and some evening Brahms, as you sit in a comfortably overstuffed chair with your feet on the footstool. — Ann Beattie

You And Your Dog Quotes By China Anne McClain: Get your dog spayed or neutered. That's one

Get your dog spayed or neutered. That's one of the first things that you should go and do. — China Anne McClain

You And Your Dog Quotes By Trel Sidoruk: He's weak, afraid and dumber than your dog.

He's weak, afraid and dumber than your dog.
Besides, you gonna bet the farm on a pig?

The Alien Club — Trel Sidoruk

You And Your Dog Quotes By Sarina Bowen: That dude is a lot like a big,

That dude is a lot like a big, drooly dog. Doesn't matter if he just met you, he wants to lick your face and hump your leg — Sarina Bowen

You And Your Dog Quotes By Munia Khan: Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are

Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries. — Munia Khan

You And Your Dog Quotes By Margaret Wild: Fly Dog, fly! I will be your missing

Fly Dog, fly! I will be your missing eye, and you will be my wings. — Margaret Wild

You And Your Dog Quotes By Rachael Ray: When you're out grocery shopping for your family,

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center. — Rachael Ray

You And Your Dog Quotes By Homer: Do not beg me by knees or by

Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw — Homer

You And Your Dog Quotes By Richard Belzer: Do you know what happens when you play

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

You And Your Dog Quotes By Ted Dekker: Look at me, see how I resemble a

Look at me, see how I resemble a puddle of dog vomit? Won't you please throw your fingers to your teeth and be wildly fascinated by me? — Ted Dekker

You And Your Dog Quotes By Eckhart Tolle: Allow your dog to take you for a

Allow your dog to take you for a walk every day. It's good for the body and it's good for the soul. — Eckhart Tolle

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jack LaLanne: Do you know how many calories are in

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? — Jack LaLanne

You And Your Dog Quotes By Amanda Lance: I adore you, Emilia Ward, let me worship

I adore you, Emilia Ward, let me worship you and I will be your dog, your slave ... anything you want. Just don't leave me. — Amanda Lance

You And Your Dog Quotes By Mark Twain: Heaven goes by favor. If it went by

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain

You And Your Dog Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Fuck you and your little dog, too.

Fuck you and your little dog, too. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You And Your Dog Quotes By Ernest Cline: You could shove it up your ass and

You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog.
COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED — Ernest Cline

You And Your Dog Quotes By Joy Jennings: I am not your dog that you whistle

I am not your dog that you whistle for; I'm not a stray animal you call over, and I am not, I never have been, nor will I ever be, your "baby"! — Joy Jennings

You And Your Dog Quotes By Elizabeth Moon: You were not bred to avoid trouble," Tobai

You were not bred to avoid trouble," Tobai said. "Your family takes it on, shakes it like a dog shaking a rat, and tosses it to one side. — Elizabeth Moon

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jack Canfield: To your dog, you are the greatest, the

To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. — Jack Canfield

You And Your Dog Quotes By Meghan Daum: To have an old dog is to look

To have an old dog is to look into the eyes of the sweetest soul you know and see traces of the early light of the worst day of your life. — Meghan Daum

You And Your Dog Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: When the need arises - and it does

When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog. — Robert A. Heinlein

You And Your Dog Quotes By Various: in there," and the first guy says, "Watch."

in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender. — Various

You And Your Dog Quotes By Damon Hill: Winning is everything. The only ones who remember

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. — Damon Hill

You And Your Dog Quotes By Dana Gould: Dogs: the best friend you will ever have

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend. — Dana Gould

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jeff Daniels: I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up,

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me. — Jeff Daniels

You And Your Dog Quotes By Kevin Hearne: Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait,

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet! Oberon — Kevin Hearne

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jack Kerouac: Mudface is the mud in your goatface. What

Mudface is the mud in your goatface. What would you say if someone was asked the question 'Does a dog have a Buddha nature?' and said 'Woof! — Jack Kerouac

You And Your Dog Quotes By Gordon Korman: We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother

We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog. — Gordon Korman

You And Your Dog Quotes By Norian F. Love: All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you

All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food. — Norian F. Love

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jeff Tikari: Peer into your loving dog's eyes and you

Peer into your loving dog's eyes and you will have seen true trust and loyalty . — Jeff Tikari

You And Your Dog Quotes By Kandi Steiner: We all know I'm marrying you, as soon

We all know I'm marrying you, as soon as you get over your thing with dog tags and realize a stethoscope is way sexier, anyway. - Tanner — Kandi Steiner

You And Your Dog Quotes By Heather Wolf: You matter because you are you and there

You matter because you are you and there is no other person in this world who could ever take your place. — Heather Wolf

You And Your Dog Quotes By Marisha Pessl: Fuck you," she said, giggling. "And your little

Fuck you," she said, giggling. "And your little dog too. — Marisha Pessl

You And Your Dog Quotes By Adam Carolla: If you want to have a good life,

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. — Adam Carolla

You And Your Dog Quotes By Joel Samaha: If you were up to your neck in

If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck? — Joel Samaha

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jim Carrey: There is a huge difference between a dog

There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you. — Jim Carrey

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jennifer Clark: You selfish dog. I pity you that you

You selfish dog. I pity you that you must leave the comfort of your pampered surroundings and sacrifice a little to serve our country for a time — Jennifer Clark

You And Your Dog Quotes By Leonore Fleischer: Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair? — Leonore Fleischer

You And Your Dog Quotes By Meg Donohue: I have a theory that you get the

I have a theory that you get the right dog, the dog you need, for a particular stage in your life. — Meg Donohue

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: When you think of dog movies, that genre,

When you think of dog movies, that genre, Old Yeller is sort of the benchmark and you hope that you can raise your game up to that. — Jennifer Aniston

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jack Canfield: If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably

If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either. — Jack Canfield

You And Your Dog Quotes By Tertullian: Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts

Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions. — Tertullian

You And Your Dog Quotes By Robert Breault: Ever wonder where you'd end up if you

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? — Robert Breault

You And Your Dog Quotes By Will Leamon: If your dog, your best friend turns on

If your dog, your best friend turns on you, take a good look at yourself. You may have a serious personality disorder. — Will Leamon

You And Your Dog Quotes By Barbara Woodhouse: Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and

Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted. — Barbara Woodhouse

You And Your Dog Quotes By John Grogan: A dog doesn't care if you're rich or

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his. — John Grogan

You And Your Dog Quotes By Jose Ortega Y Gasset: When you are fed up with the troublesome

When you are fed up with the troublesome present, take your gun, whistle for your dog, and go out to the mountain. — Jose Ortega Y Gasset