Yo Momma Quotes: top 20 famous quotes about Yo Momma

Yo Momma Quotes & Sayings

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Yo Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so ugly that when she was

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! — Various

Yo Momma Quotes By Walt Russell: the body of Christ is not fundamentally about

the body of Christ is not fundamentally about authority, but relationships. — Walt Russell

Yo Momma Quotes By Chris Smither: If you listen to yo momma You won't

If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun. — Chris Smither

Yo Momma Quotes By Pokemon Jokes: 138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the

138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs — Pokemon Jokes

Yo Momma Quotes By Yo Momma: Yo Mama so ugly,

Yo Mama so ugly, — Yo Momma

Yo Momma Quotes By Edward Coke: The agreement of the parties cannot make that

The agreement of the parties cannot make that good which the law maketh void. — Edward Coke

Yo Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so poor that when I rang

Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various

Yo Momma Quotes By John Mahoney: You can take the boy out of England,

You can take the boy out of England, but you can't take England out of the boy. And ummm, yes, I feel a huge emotional attachment to England. — John Mahoney

Yo Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so poor that when I visited

Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? — Various

Yo Momma Quotes By Tony Glare: Yo momma's so ugly when people see her

Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet! — Tony Glare

Yo Momma Quotes By Josh Billings: Truth is the edict of God.

Truth is the edict of God. — Josh Billings

Yo Momma Quotes By Coolio: Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. — Coolio

Yo Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.

Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. — Various

Yo Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. — Various

Yo Momma Quotes By Ludacris: Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star.

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. — Ludacris

Yo Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so poor her face is on

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. — Various

Yo Momma Quotes By Various: *** Yo momma so stupid that when I

*** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. — Various

Yo Momma Quotes By THE CLOWN FACTORY: Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't

Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo — THE CLOWN FACTORY

Yo Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. — Various

Yo Momma Quotes By Arizona Muse: I'm lucky with my skin - it doesn't

I'm lucky with my skin - it doesn't require a lot of attention, so I keep things simple. And I drink a lot of water. — Arizona Muse