Yo Momma Quotes: top 20 famous quotes about Yo Momma

Yo Momma Quotes & Sayings

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Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! — Various

the body of Christ is not fundamentally about authority, but relationships. — Walt Russell

If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun. — Chris Smither

Yo Mama so ugly, — Yo Momma

The agreement of the parties cannot make that good which the law maketh void. — Edward Coke

Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various

Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? — Various

Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet! — Tony Glare

Truth is the edict of God. — Josh Billings

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. — Coolio

Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. — Various

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. — Various

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. — Ludacris

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. — Various

Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo — THE CLOWN FACTORY

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. — Various