Bums Quotes

Why should I pay the bums all that good folding money and then go out and do all the work myself? — Tony Galento

All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth... — Will Advise

Fools blow air out of their mouths as often as their bums, and either way it causes a stink and comes to nothing. — Isobelle Carmody

We just wanna be the happy bums that we are. That's all. — Mike Patton

See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin — Nicki Minaj

Our Father who art in nature ... must have a great and overwhelming love for no-goods and blots-on-the-town and bums, and Mack and the boys. — John Steinbeck

I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too. — MaryJanice Davidson

Just one more word. If I ever run into any of you bums on the street corner, just let's pretend we never met before. — William Holden

I am a worthy cause," said Jack. "No. You are a bum," said the man. — Janet Schulman

In other countries, art and literature are left to a lot of shabby bums living in attics and feeding on booze and spaghetti. — James Thurber

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums. — Howard Stern

It's impossible to fall of mountains you fool! — Jack Kerouac

I'm back with my own kind of people here now, the bums and drinkers and no goods and it is a fine thing. — John Steinbeck

Political parties exist to get bums on seats. — Marta Andreasen

At the beach, college girls lay in groups on the sand around buckets of drinks, their bums curved up like fruits. Mine didn't do that. — Tamara Faith Berger

'The Godfather' was the glorification of a bunch of bums who never existed. — Orson Welles

Bums playing strip poker with a robot. Unsettling. Thanks for showing me. — Matthew Loux

I was excellent. Everybody loved me. I love myself, and I like bums. — Cardinal Richelieu

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off. — Douglas Adams

Forever and forever and forever — Li Bai

Baseball freely admits that the sport
like civilized society
is crawling with bums. — Dan Gutman

Bums are the well-to-do of this day. They didn't have as far to fall. — Jackson Pollock

I was going to be a teacher and improve the world. Teach people with hooks for hands to fingerpaint, and teach bums to draw happy faces on beads. — Lloyd Kaufman

It's about bums on seats. If nobody wants to listen to what you are doing, it kind of defeats the purpose really, doesn't it? — James Grant

It is in disaster, not success, that the heros and the bums really get sorted out. — James Stockdale

Everyone had something to offer and nobody appeared to have much money. Even the successful seemed to have just enough to live like extravagant bums. — Patti Smith

... bums on the outside, libraries inside. — Ray Bradbury

Why is he so mad about white tiled sinks and 'kitchen machinery' he calls it? People have good hearts whether or not they live like Dharma Bums. — Jack Kerouac

Now all the bums is wondering where I be's at -if you ain't a barbie it's none of your freaking beeswax!!! — Nicki Minaj

Show me a hero and I'll show you a bum. — Gregory Boyington

The days are numbered for those bums over in England."
German Tank commander — Leo McKinstry

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.' — Jimmy Carr

At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter — Zach Braff

It bums me out tremendously what the church has become, and if it's got me bummed, imagine what Jesus Christ must be feeling. — Whoopi Goldberg

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid. — Kathy Griffin

You eventually get used to looking at girls picking their leotards out of their bums and that sort of stuff. — Adam Garcia

I can relax with bums because I am a bum. I don't like laws, morals, religions, rules. I don't like to be shaped by society. — Charles Bukowski