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Yes I Smoke Quotes By Richard K. Morgan: You smoke?" "Smoke? Do I look like a

You smoke?"
"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I like to smoke a pipe, because it's

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Do you smoke?Well, yes, I must admit I

Do you smoke?
Well, yes, I must admit I smoke.
I'm glad to hear of it. A man should always have an occupation of some kind. — Oscar Wilde

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Shaun Alexander: I think there will be more smiles when

I think there will be more smiles when the smoke clears. — Shaun Alexander

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that?

Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire. — Jennifer Crusie

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Carol Staudacher: We can see the smoke of a burning

We can see the smoke of a burning home, but who can know of a burning heart? MALAY SAYING — Carol Staudacher

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Chris Martin: I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I

I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't smoke. — Chris Martin

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Tim Vine: I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. — Tim Vine

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Paula Garner: It was like shoveling smoke.

It was like shoveling smoke. — Paula Garner

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Harry Dean Stanton: I only eat so that I can smoke

I only eat so that I can smoke and stay alive. — Harry Dean Stanton

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Siobhan Fahey: I can't remember what the last film I

I can't remember what the last film I saw was, as I can't smoke or drink in cinemas. — Siobhan Fahey

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Marty Rubin: One moment you're fire; the next smoke.

One moment you're fire; the next smoke. — Marty Rubin

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Willie Nelson: I smoke pot every day, and I love

I smoke pot every day, and I love it! — Willie Nelson

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Katy Perry: I think Rihanna always looks so fresh and

I think Rihanna always looks so fresh and I'm like, "How do you do that? We all know how much pot you smoke!" — Katy Perry

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Plautus: Fire is next akin to smoke.

Fire is next akin to smoke. — Plautus

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Andre Alexis: Summer is full of smoke, and endless lawns.

Summer is full of smoke, and endless lawns. Quietly, whether across moss or on algae, knee over the railing of the little porch, fate comes. — Andre Alexis

Yes I Smoke Quotes By John Galsworthy: By the cigars they smoke, and the composers

By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls. — John Galsworthy

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook,

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't

People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing. — Mitch Hedberg

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Amy Andrews: Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could

Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could have dragged him away from the swing of her ass — Amy Andrews

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Mary Oliver: Winter walks up and down the town swinging

Winter walks up and down the town swinging his censer, but no smoke or sweetness comes from it, only the sour, metallic frankness of salt and snow. — Mary Oliver

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Paul David Tripp: Running from the presence of God has the

Running from the presence of God has the futility of "trying to shovel smoke with a rake". — Paul David Tripp

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Mark Twain: Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while

Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased. — Mark Twain

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Amy Andrews: Is this okay?"Dex blinked. Okay? She couldn't have

Is this okay?"

Dex blinked. Okay? She couldn't have been any more
okay had she been dipped in marshmallow and rolled in coconut. — Amy Andrews

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Steve Martin: The only thing that bothers me is if

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart? — Steve Martin

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Raul Julia: Why pay $100 on a therapy session when

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one. — Raul Julia

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Chris Thrall: The clown was an evil one. They're either

The clown was an evil one. They're either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter. — Chris Thrall

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Bill Hicks: I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth. — Bill Hicks

Yes I Smoke Quotes By John F. Kennedy: Wherever there is smoke there is a good

Wherever there is smoke there is a good smoke machine. — John F. Kennedy

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Carl Sandburg: Poetry is a mystic, sensuous mathematics of fire,

Poetry is a mystic, sensuous mathematics of fire, smoke-stacks, waffles, pansies, people, and purple sunsets. — Carl Sandburg

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Alessia Cara: I don't really dance. I don't drink or

I don't really dance. I don't drink or smoke. Being at parties is very awkward. — Alessia Cara

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Sean Price: I don't want to be the only survivor

I don't want to be the only survivor on the island with no smoke. — Sean Price

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Amy Andrews: Linc had always been a leg man. Thankfully

Linc had always been a leg man. Thankfully hers made up for her caustic tongue and armour plated panties — Amy Andrews

Yes I Smoke Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break.

Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana