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You know the difference between an asshole and an anus?" He spoke from the side of his mouth. "What's that?" "An anus can't say 'that went well. — Craig Johnson

I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star. — Natalie Portman

Well I've never been to England But I kind of like the Beatles. — Hoyt Axton

Any event largely organized by elementary school teachers was likely to come off extremely well from a logistical and crowd-control standpoint. — Neal Stephenson

The trick to not growing old is to: Stay curious. Keep your teeth. Stay hopeful. Do everything gracefully, yet kick when you have to. — Carew Papritz

Lord, bless me with the ability to achieve all that I can, and the wisdom to realize it doesn't all have to be by tomorrow! — William Eardley IV

I know it's a lot of fun for you guys to write a lot of wacky things. Go ahead, if you want to. Get creative. But don't look too much into it. — Clint Bowyer

Phooey, I say, and again phooey! — Adolf Hitler

Drama seems to kind of surround me. — Casey Johnson

Words are the tools we use to express our reality. — Steve Maraboli

There are no physical problems-only
mental ones. — Byron Katie