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I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
We signed to play until the day we died, and we did.
— Jimmy Greaves
Personal pride is probably a bad guide to merit.
— Charles Stross
We are not myths of the past, ruins in the jungle, or zoos. We are people and we want to be respected, not to be victims of intolerance and racism.
— Rigoberta Menchu
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
My life is like an O Henry story ... the funniest girl in the world and the boy who never laughs.
— Rainbow Rowell
I think 'lunch' is one of the funniest words in the world.
— Stephen Sondheim
I'm sorry I can't get into Scooby Doo on any level.
— Mike Judge
My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'd beg him to stop.
— Rafe Spall
My life is one long curve, full of turning points.
— Pierre Trudeau
We fly into our own gilded cages and then bemoan the bars.
— Angela Darling
Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.
— Adam McKay
Love made her patient. It made her hopeful.
— Maya Banks
A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
— Honore De Balzac
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
— Cathy Ladman
Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom