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I fell in love with folk music at Surprise Lake Camp. It was the songs of Woody Guthrie and the Weavers.
— Neil Diamond
It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car.
— Merle Haggard
My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done.
— Woody Allen
The audience is making the film and not the film-maker.
— Woody Allen
My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.
— Woody Allen
It is shame to be an impostor ... it only means u gave up! ... it is impossible to be perfect ... but it is possible to believe in your self ...
— Woody
Working with Woody Allen was extremely gratifying. He has such a vast catalog of great work that doing one of his films was somewhat unreal.
— Theo James
It's round the world I've traveled; it's round the world I've roamed; but I've yet to see an outlaw drive a family from its home
— Woody Guthrie
Showing up is 80 percent of life.
— Woody Allen
The Gulf Stream waters of Woody Guthrie's famous song were strung with columns of oil that were several miles long.
— James Lee Burke
If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for
— David Duchovny
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
— Woody Allen
Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
— Woody Allen
Woody Allen is in his '70s and he's making movies, so I look forward to getting there.
— Brett Ratner
Unlike Woody Allen, I would be happy to be part of any (poetry) club that would have me.
— Denise Duhamel
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
— Woody Allen
I have a hyper-active imagination, my mind tends to jump around a little, and I have some trouble between fantasy and reality.
— Woody Allen
But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
— Woody Allen
My workout philosophy is; no pain, no pain
— Woody Paige
I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.
— Woody Allen
I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.
— Woody Allen
Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
— Woody Allen
Opportunity has never knocked on my door as far as I can recall.
— Woody Milintachinda
Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.
— Woody Allen
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
— Woody Allen
I want to return to the womb, anyone's.
— Woody Allen
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
— Woody Allen
I am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York right to privacy law
— Woody Allen
The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.
— Woody Allen
When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.
— Woody Allen
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
— Woody Allen
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
— Woody Allen
I'm one of those actors who is going to come in with 2,500 ideas. You can shoot down 2,499, but one of them you're going to like.
— Woody Harrelson
There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.
— Woody Allen
The singing was something I got from my father.
— Woody Herman
I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.
— Woody Allen
When you're winning - you don't need any friends. When you're losing - you don't have any friends anyway.
— Woody Hayes
I'm not a time person. A watch is not good for me.
— Woody Harrelson
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
— Woody Allen
Over time, my belief in many things has wavered: marriage, the afterlife, Woody Allen.
— Lena Dunham
I recruited a Czech kicker, and during the eye exam, when asked to read the bottom line, the kicker replied, Read it? I know him.
— Woody Hayes
Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true.
— Woody Allen
I went through this very serious Woody Allen phase in college and a little bit after college. I still see his movies.
— Josh Radnor
Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately naming a better one.
— Colin Trevorrow
There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
— Woody Allen
I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
— Woody Allen
80% of life is showing up.
— Woody Allen
The players fire the coach, and as long as I'm on the same wavelength with them, I can coach as long as I want to.
— Woody Hayes
History is the same thing over and over again.
— Woody Allen
I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody.
— Mike Birbiglia
The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?
— Woody Allen
She came out of nowhere like a two-by-four against the skull, knocking all common sense out of him and turning him into a walking woody.
— Marissa Clarke
A grownup is a child with layers on.
Woody Harrelson — T.L. Alexander
Woody Harrelson — T.L. Alexander
I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.
— Woody Allen
Years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
— Woody Allen
Who I really am is the mother of six kids and Woody's wife.
— Anne Northup
My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
— Woody Allen
I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.
— Woody Allen
They confuse everything I do with my life.
— Woody Allen
If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.
— Woody Allen
I'm very simple. I have to be. I'm not very smart. I start broad, then go deep where I'm interested.
— Woody Norris
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
— Woody Allen
There's no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It's whatever seems right at the time.
— Woody Allen
It's not terrible, people telling you you're great; what's terrible is when you start believing it.
— Woody Harrelson
I hope you're getting this down.
— Woody Allen
Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life.
— Mitt Romney
bullshit french post-war rationalizing
— Woody Allen
We might as well swing boys, because Stravinsky cuts us all.
— Woody Herman