Wodehouse Jeeves Quotes
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There's no getting away from the fact that, if ever a man required watching, it's Steggles. Machiavelli could have taken his correspondence course.
— P.G. Wodehouse
At that moment the gong sounded, and the genial host came tumbling downstairs like the delivery of a ton of coals.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves
— P.G. Wodehouse
Writing Jeeves stories gives me a great deal of pleasure and keeps me out of the public houses.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Jeeves," I said, when I had washed off the stains of travel, "tell me frankly all about it. Be as frank as Lady Bablockhythe.
— P.G. Wodehouse
The man was goggling. His entire map was suffused with a rich blush. He looked like the Soul's Awakening done in pink.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Some slight friction threatening in the Balkans, sir.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Jeeves, whatever his moral defects, would never go about in skirts calling me Bertie.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Well, if he comes when I'm out, tell him to wait. And now, Jeeves, mes gants, mon chapeau, et le whangee de monsieur. I must be popping.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I must say my heart leaped up, as Jeeves tells me his does when he beholds a rainbow in the sky.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite the brow and clutch the hair, he acts. Napoleon was the same.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Yes, sir,' said Jeeves in a low, cold voice, as if he had been bitten in the leg by a personal friend.
— P.G. Wodehouse
-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?'There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter — P.G. Wodehouse
The fact that pigs were abroad in the night seemed to bring home to me the perilous nature of my enterprise.
— P.G. Wodehouse
You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz.
— P.G. Wodehouse
She looked like a tomato struggling for self-expression.
— P.G. Wodehouse
She's a sort of human vampire-bat
— P.G. Wodehouse
One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.
— P.G. Wodehouse
My earnest hope is that the entire remainder of my existence will be one round of unruffled monotony.
— P.G. Wodehouse
We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity.
— P.G. Wodehouse
We Woosters can bite the bullet.
— P.G. Wodehouse
When it comes to letting the world in on the secrets of his heart, he has about as much shrinking reticence as a steam calliope.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Just as you say, sir. There is a letter on the tray, sir.""By Jove, Jeeves, that was practically potry. Rhymed, did you notice? — P.G. Wodehouse
There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'""The mood will pass, sir. — P.G. Wodehouse
Jeeves, I'm engaged.""I hope you will be very happy, sir."
"Don't be an ass. I'm engaged to Miss Bassett. — P.G. Wodehouse
There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I turned round and Jeeves shied like a startled mustang.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit.""Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction. — P.G. Wodehouse
He must be provided with a claque. It will be your task, Jeeves,
— P.G. Wodehouse
