Jack O'Neill Quotes

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

The Pentagon's lost entire countries.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!