Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. 
Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.
The Pentagon's lost entire countries. 
What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys! 
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts! 