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Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
— Jincy Willett
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
— Tanit Phoenix
I know the bestseller 'Gone Girl' doesn't need an ounce of support from me, but that book was as sharp and witty as they come.
— Jami Attenberg
Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive.
— Robyn Davidson
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
— Terry Pratchett
He didn't even know how to talk about it. He had practiced not talking about the things he knew until no man could be called his equal.
— Catherynne M Valente
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
— Billy Connolly
Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James)
— Nora Barnacle
Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.
— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.
— James Agate
Your pussy taste like night.""It's enchanted. — Misty Kayn
Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, her grandfather remarked.
— Flannery O'Connor
Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.''Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese. — Natasha Pulley
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
CHRISTMAS is at our throats again.
— Noel Coward
One of the great advantages ofhaving a library,your eminence,
is that it is full of books. — Michael Hirst
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
— Dave Barry
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
— Andy Borowitz
Before the Internet, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life.
— Ashish Chauhan
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
— Will Rogers
Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
— Kate Upton
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
— Samuel Goldwyn
It's easier to limit yourself, but if you do, you will never reach your true potential.
— Chris Witty
The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.
— Albert Camus
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
— Samuel Goldwyn
The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.
— Gail Carriger
A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
— George Meredith
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.
— Jhonen Vasquez
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby ...
— Shahrukh Khan
I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor
— Shahrukh Khan
Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick.
— Margo Jefferson
Creating light is a wiz; sharing that light is witty and protecting that light is a great honour!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.
— Thomas Carlyle
Beneath my own witty, profession facade were oceans of fear, whole rivers of self-doubt.
— Caroline Knapp
Until the day arrives when all women decide that our rights are not negotiable, our future choices will not be secure.
— Faye Wattleton
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
— Elizabeth I
For table-talk, I prefer the pleasant and witty before the learned and the grave; in bed, beauty before goodness.
— Michel De Montaigne
Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?
— Jonas Jonasson
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too.
— Shahrukh Khan
Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.
— Susan Lendroth
I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that
— Lucy Robinson
Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
— Jane Austen
Even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it?
— Frances Noyes Hart
Vote early and vote often.
— Al Capone
Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead,
it will simply disturb the neighbours. — W. Ian Thomas
My wit is only as stupid as the audience.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.
— Jennifer Bernard
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
— Frank Crane
The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.
— Albert Einstein
If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.
— Tom Holt
Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.
— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
— Winston Churchill
It's important to talk about it. You raise awareness. But you can also prevent it (child abuse) by not letting it be a secret.
— Chris Witty
We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.
— Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
— Henry Fielding
I might've been witty, but I didn't have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian.
— Scott Adsit
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
— Jerry Seinfeld
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member
— Oscar Wilde
He treats me like the dirt under my feet.
— Samuel Goldwyn
Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
— George Eliot
