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You learn something when you don't play well, and I figure that helping people, it makes me very, very happy.
— Yani Tseng
You can't lead if no one will follow.
— Margaret Atwood
Without a goal there can be no real success.
— Thomas S. Monson
It is sad that unless you are born a god, your life,from its very beginning, is a mystery to you.
— Jamaica Kincaid
How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman ... and I think I may have liked it.
— Chelsea Handler
Keep your honor code between you and God, you don't break that, no matter who's not looking. God is.
— Caroline Myss
When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
— Mark Twain
Even the most careful and expensive marketing plans cannot sell people a book they don't want to read.
— Michael Korda
[O]nce you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand. - The Skin Horse from The Velveteen Rabbit
— Margery Williams
This is just a temporary hell, not a permanent one
— Alice Sebold
Leadership requires using power to influence the thoughts and actions of other people.
— Abraham Zaleznik