Witch Humor Quotes
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Witch Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn't do good for people, she did right by them.
— Terry Pratchett
Over time, I have realized that at 20, you can wear too much makeup and people assume you're a slut. Do it at 40 and they think you're a sea witch.
— Melodie Ramone
I always knew I'd go to space.
— Mae Jemison
If your mom's a witch, what does that make you? Harry Potter?
— Kendare Blake
Harry Potter: I know this witch with no nose. Voldermort: With no nose? How does he smell?
Harry Potter: Terrible! — Harry Potter Fanclub
this book puts the FUN in Disfunctional
— Wataru Yoshizumi
the walking stick, like a burqa, conferred protective status...
— Robert Galbraith
The uncertainty of events disturbs the purest enjoyments.
— Francis De Gaston, Chevalier De Levis
Giving a witch your body fluids is akin to slicing off a choice cut of your buttocks and offering it to a werewolf.
— Kevin Hearne
I'm not superstitious. I'm a witch. Witches aren't superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.
— Terry Pratchett
That's quite the specific search ... 'Sadistic Old-Bag-Murdering Witches' - I can't even begin to imagine what that involves.
— Stacey T. Hunt
I should hex the IRS.
— Laura Oliva
Katherine -I wondered if this was how Dorothy felt when she woke up in Oz with all the little people squawking ding dong, the witch is dead.
— Lorraine Beaumont
Letting go is the ultimate weakness ...
— Timothy Long
There are no safe choices. Only other choices.
— Libba Bray
The Tanakee are thought to possess strange, almost supernatural powers.Their eyes are described as large and hypnotic. From Tribe of the Teddy Bear
— J. Joseph Wright
Exposure to the arts and culture is enormously valuable.
— Kevin Spacey
Fuckhead: The name's MariKETA.
Go to hell,
The WITCH, doing a creepy spell somewhere right now. — Kresley Cole