Will Rogers Quotes
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Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up.
— Will Rogers
If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?
— Will Rogers
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
— Will Rogers
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
— Will Rogers
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.
— Will Rogers
Foreign relations is an open bookgenerally a checkbook. — Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
— Will Rogers
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
— Will Rogers
A company is known by the people it keeps.
— Will Rogers
Common sense ain't common.
— Will Rogers
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
— Will Rogers
Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.
— Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
— Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
— Will Rogers
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
— Will Rogers
It is better for some one to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
— Will Rogers
I don't think anyone can grow unless he's loved exactly as he is now, appreciated for what he is rather than what he will be.
— Fred Rogers
A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.
— Will Rogers
A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.
— Will Rogers
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.
— Will Rogers
One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.
— Will Rogers
The US is safest when Congress is in recess.
— Will Rogers
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
— Will Rogers
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
— Will Rogers
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
— Will Rogers
You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through the eye and not the noggin. — Will Rogers
I don't know what humor is.
— Will Rogers
The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.
— Will Rogers
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
— Will Rogers
A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
— Will Rogers
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
— Will Rogers
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.
— Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
— Will Rogers
Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury!
— Will Rogers
Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.
— Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
— Will Rogers
It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.
— Will Rogers
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
— Will Rogers
Prereading is a game changer. It changed my life. Everyone is smarter when they have seen the material before. You will be too
— Peter Rogers
There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
— Will Rogers
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
— Will Rogers
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
— Will Rogers
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
— Frank Scully
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
— Will Rogers
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
— Will Rogers
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
— Will Rogers
Get all the good laughs you can.
— Will Rogers
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
— Will Rogers
