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The creation of a single world comes from a huge number of fragments and chaos. — Hayao Miyazaki

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. — Alfred Hitchcock

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

by structuring it in your life as a musical diary or log, you can control your feelings and change them on a dime if you need to. — Chris Hardwick

The job of the media is not to protect the powerful from embarrassment. — Simon Jenkins

I got used to everyone needing me, to them relying on me, and now that I wasn't needed anymore I simply just didn't know what to do with myself. — Jay Crownover

I will never understand people who think that the way to show their righteous opposition to sexual freedom is to write letters full of filthy words. — Anna Quindlen

A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it. — Pawan Mishra

My grandparents all came from Lithuania to South Africa. — Antony Sher

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. — Frank Carson

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Opposities are married. — Ljupka Cvetanova

No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts. — Kurt Vonnegut

Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra

Everyone has a secret. Some people will do anything to protect it. — H.M. Ward

Once you start working out, you feel better and it becomes something you make time to do. — Amber Heard

We can create transcending stories for readers and for us. Creativity is a double edge sword, which can kill the writer. — Rossana Condoleo

God, make him well, please.
God, help him breathe, please.
God, help him to see, please.
A sound heart is the life of the flesh. — Og Mandino

If he's forgotten me, I'll make him remember me. I'll make him want me again. — Margaret Mitchell

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are given moments, and we must choose what to do with them. This is your moment. — Christina Farley

Men as a rule love with their eyes, woman with their ears. — Oscar Wilde

I'm definitely still putting effort into my lyrics, for them to be emotional and tell a story. — Robert Coppola Schwartzman

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova