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Mel exhaled. Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.
— Kresley Cole
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
— J.K. Rowling
That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
— Teresa Monachino
Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.
— Nick Wechsler
Why does the world hate me? They both laughed, but it wasn't funny. SERIOUSLY. Why does the world hate me?
— Cora Carmack
Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.""Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole
Stop calling me a Nazi." "Why should I?" Miles's hand came down on the desk. "Because the systematic slaughter of millions of people isn't funny!
— Francesca Zappia
As a songwriter there's nothing more exciting than the unknown, the new and different.
— Neil Diamond
Our understanding of how to live with one another is still far behind our knowledge of how to destroy one another.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
— Jimi Hendrix
I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now?
— Abigail Owen
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
— Paul Lynde
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : VikalpThat's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
— Groucho Marx
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
— Cynthia Heimel
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
— Judd Apatow
