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It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken

What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

What did you think of him?" Cade asked.
"Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth

Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby. — Tabitha McGowan

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire. — Cassandra Clare

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish." — Robert Schimmel

That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon. — China Mieville

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

It's funny what people will do to be remembered. — John Green

The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to. — Paula Danziger

It's funny what happens to you when part of your heart gets born inside somebody else. — Donald Miller

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny. — David Hyde Pierce

We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since. — Lisa Kleypas

Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it. — Madeline Kahn

What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was and how electric it was. — Oscar Isaac

I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed! — Hunter S. Thompson

Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. — Nenia Campbell

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar

A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. — Billy Corgan

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic. — Robin Palmer

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

Auguste Escoffier into what we now know as the five mother sauces of French cuisine. It's funny — Padma Lakshmi

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy

Dear God, what's it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring. — Sherlock

He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time. — Kasie West

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out. — Ernest Bevin

You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else. — Steve Carell

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens. — Daryl Hall

Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. — Tracy Morgan

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted? — Zach Galifianakis

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. — Will Rogers

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny. — Denis Leary

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding — Elvis Costello

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction? — James Patterson

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys." — Mitch Hedberg

It's funny how, no matter what we have in life, we're never satisfied. — Yasmine Galenorn

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself. — Amanda Carpenter

Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober. — Ed Byrne

There's a funny thing about scars. You can cover them up and hide them, but no matter what you do, they're always there. — Tabatha Vargo

That's what cricket's all about: two batsmen pitting their wits against one another — Fred Trueman

Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts. — Kirsten Miller

What's a dementor?"
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens. — James Lee Burke

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny. — Max Wright

What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan."
"I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles

Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point? — Rachel Caine

I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me. — Chris Lilley

That's what acting is about, Funny wigs and voices, that's what we do. — Cillian Murphy

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo. — Cuthbert Soup

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston

What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. — Alan King

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock. — Louis Nowra

I write in my own journal when something extraordinary or funny happens. And there's some nice imagery in there. I don't think of what to do with it. — Annie Dillard

A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? — Nicole McKay

People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. — Jennifer Lee

Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt. — Daniel Waters

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get to the end of my tale. 'If that's what Brooklyn boys are like I'm emigrating as soon as possible! — Zoe Sugg

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready. — George Lopez

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. — Don Rickles

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? — Jimmy Carr

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. — George Lopez

What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town. — Mila Kunis

what with the follies and an indecent proposal it's been quite a night — Barbra Streisand

What's wrong with her soul?"
"Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it. — Rachel Vincent

What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! — MaryJanice Davidson

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. — Jennifer Aniston

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of. — Henny Youngman

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious. — Casey Wilson

Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing. — Roger Von Oech

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny. — Bill Gates

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

We're too busy busting whorehouses or solving murders. That's what makes the show so funny — Jaime Bergman

It's a funny thing to miss people before you've even left them, but that's what I was feeling now. — Cora Carmack

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. — Richard Russo

I do try to compress a lot of information into what I do. It's funny. — Robert Sikoryak

He wondered what you had to do to lose your driver's license in Italy. — Robert Hellenga

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo

What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants. — Frances Winkler