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It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken
What did you think of him?" Cade asked."Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon.
— China Mieville
It's funny what people will do to be remembered.
— John Green
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
— Paula Danziger
It's funny what happens to you when part of your heart gets born inside somebody else.
— Donald Miller
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
— David Hyde Pierce
We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since.
— Lisa Kleypas
Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.
— Madeline Kahn
I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?
— Christian Slater
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
— Jimmy Reed
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
— Hunter S. Thompson
Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people.
— Nenia Campbell
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.
— Zig Ziglar
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times.
— Billy Corgan
Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done.
— Monica Murphy
I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic.
— Robin Palmer
Auguste Escoffier into what we now know as the five mother sauces of French cuisine. It's funny
— Padma Lakshmi
I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one?
— Randa Abdel-Fattah
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
— Marlon Wayans
I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?
— Rebecca Murphy
He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time.
— Kasie West
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
— Tracy Morgan
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
— Zach Galifianakis
What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
— Denis Leary
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding
— Elvis Costello
What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?
— James Patterson
I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."
— Mitch Hedberg
It's funny how, no matter what we have in life, we're never satisfied.
— Yasmine Galenorn
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself.
— Amanda Carpenter
Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that.
— Ashley Purdy
I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.
— Harold Ramis
There's a funny thing about scars. You can cover them up and hide them, but no matter what you do, they're always there.
— Tabatha Vargo
Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
— Kirsten Miller
What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli
It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens.
— James Lee Burke
What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.""I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles
I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.
— Chris Lilley
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
— Cuthbert Soup
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
— Jennifer Aniston
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
— Alan King
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
— Louis Nowra
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.
— Jennifer Lee
Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.
— Daniel Waters
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off."What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
— Don Rickles
what with the follies and an indecent proposal it's been quite a night
— Barbra Streisand
What's wrong with her soul?" "Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it. — Rachel Vincent
What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!
— MaryJanice Davidson
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
— Jennifer Aniston
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
— Henny Youngman
Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
— Roger Von Oech
We're too busy busting whorehouses or solving murders. That's what makes the show so funny
— Jaime Bergman
It's a funny thing to miss people before you've even left them, but that's what I was feeling now.
— Cora Carmack
I do try to compress a lot of information into what I do. It's funny.
— Robert Sikoryak
He wondered what you had to do to lose your driver's license in Italy.
— Robert Hellenga
