You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.
On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant. 
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein. 
When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.
Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all. 
He's sitting in the catbird seat. 