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I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife. — Joan Collins

Is it not so that a son what is bad to his mother is bad to his wife? — Betty Smith

A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death? — Jessica Savitch

I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar. — Paul Reiser

When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made. — Miguel De Cervantes

What this anger hides is grief ... the reality that his wife didn't value their marriage as much as he did. He realizes it was a mistake. — David Gill

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. — Ella T. Grasso

My wife and I have what's known as mixed marriage. I am a Methodist, she is a Muslim. So we're keeping it in the M's. — Grover Norquist

JOE: You said my wife. And I want to know, is she -
PRIOR: TALK TO HER YOURSELF, BULLWINKLE! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR? — Tony Kushner

No matter what you do each day ... or in life ... doing things God's way is a matter of the heart. — Elizabeth George

In a wife I would desire / What in whores is always found / The lineaments of gratified desire. — William Blake

What a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh. — Gillian Flynn

I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer. — Hugh Leonard

I am a 5'1 petite female. My pistol is my equalizer. — Gina Loudon

What is the Spanish word for wife? Esposa.
What is the Spanish word for handcuffs? Esposas.
That's not a coincidence. — Peter Rogers

My wife and I, we met making a movie. This is not just our job, it's our life. It's what we do naturally whether we're working together or not. — Tom Hanks

In some ways, what I need is a wife. — Anne Beatts

A man's primary duty in life is to earn his own living, but to what purpose if he did not have a wife and children? — Mario Puzo

The money was going to come and go, between a wife and the IRS. The thrill of beating the best field in golf is what will always stay with me. — Calvin Peete

What Martha Stewart-like demon of a Stepford wife is possessing me? — Laurie Viera Rigler

If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around. — Finley Peter Dunne

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I ... fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out. — Abraham Lincoln

He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold? — William Wycherley

What is there in the vale of lifeHalf so delightful as a wife;When friendship, love and peace combineTo stamp the marriage-bond divine? — William Cowper

What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window. — Burton Rascoe

You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?' — Travis Kalanick

What a stroke of luck, that the woman he loves is also his wife. — Ian McEwan

I don't feel like embarrassing Kurt by talking about what a psycho hosebeast his wife is, especially when he knows it already. — Steve Albini

But money, wife, is the true Fuller's Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out. — John Gay

What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother. — Phyllis Schlafly

What no wife of a writer understands is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window. — Burton Rascoe