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What Are Some Funny Quotes By Tabitha McGowan: Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?'

Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby. — Tabitha McGowan

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: My friend named his car. And I don't

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but ... what a dork. — Demetri Martin

What Are Some Funny Quotes By T.S. Krupa: I mean, my age is just a number.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Paula Danziger: The books are funny and sad, and that's

The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to. — Paula Danziger

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Dave Chappelle: What is wrong with me i just bought

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: If I let you go are you going

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Faye Kellerman: That is a fart without wind ... in

That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. — Faye Kellerman

What Are Some Funny Quotes By David Foster Wallace: The only real significance she had attached to

The only real significance she had attached to the memory was that it was funny what stuck with you. — David Foster Wallace

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: Culver is a language magnet school. What it's

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Gerry Geek: It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek

What Are Some Funny Quotes By George Carlin: Some people have no idea what they're doing,

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Jesse Ball: I hate when I break my own rules.

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I like seeing what the comedian thinks is

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. — Anthony Jeselnik

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Todd Stocker: Before you eat the elephant, make sure you

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Ken Jennings: What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never

What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I wish they made fajita cologne, because that

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Daniel Waters: Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't

Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt. — Daniel Waters

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Jennifer Lee: People are funny. They often don't mean to

People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. — Jennifer Lee

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: A brick is ... ... ... Well it's

A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? — Nicole McKay

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Suzanne Brockmann: What the hell was she doing on the

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun? — Suzanne Brockmann

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Hannah Harrington: Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house?

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Becky Albertalli: What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora,

What's a dementor?"
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Greg Farshtey: There's no time to waste," Kai said. He

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: I can't make out what they're saying; it

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

What Are Some Funny Quotes By The Walking Dead: Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle. — The Walking Dead

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Mariana Zapata: What did you want me to do? Ask

What did you want me to do? Ask him for money? — Mariana Zapata

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Confucius: It cannot be when the root is neglected

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Mike Krzyzewski: It's funny what happens when you become a

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Zoe Sugg: Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get

Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get to the end of my tale. 'If that's what Brooklyn boys are like I'm emigrating as soon as possible! — Zoe Sugg

What Are Some Funny Quotes By George Lopez: Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready. — George Lopez

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I wonder what will happen if i put

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Don Rickles: You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. — Don Rickles

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Boy what a hotel that was, why they

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel. — Rodney Dangerfield

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Charlton Ogburn: Happiness to a dog is what lies on

Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door. — Charlton Ogburn

What Are Some Funny Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber