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Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: My book sales are way down today. Also,

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Cornelius Elmore Addison: What is grander than a country and more

What is grander than a country and more valuable than gold? Strength of heart. — Cornelius Elmore Addison

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By John Pistole: We save limited resources in terms of who

We save limited resources in terms of who we are physically screening. The approach will allow us to pay more attention to those potential terrorists. — John Pistole

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Zadie Smith: When the male organ of a man stands

When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion. — Zadie Smith

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: If you ever pull a switcheroo like that

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. — Elle Lothlorien

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: I am in favor of a national bank

I am in favor of a national bank ... in favor of the internal improvements system and a high protective tariff. — Abraham Lincoln

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Bil Keane: I never studied art, but taught myself to

I never studied art, but taught myself to draw by imitating the New Yorker cartoonists of that day, instead of doing my homework. — Bil Keane

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Myles Munroe: True success is what you have done compared

True success is what you have done compared to what you could have done. — Myles Munroe

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By A.D. Posey: How you feel after watching something indicates not

How you feel after watching something indicates not what you watched but where you are at. — A.D. Posey

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Mary Roach: What's different? Sweat, risk, uncertainty, inconvenience. But also,

What's different? Sweat, risk, uncertainty, inconvenience. But also, awe. Pride. Something ineffably splendid and stirring. — Mary Roach

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Stanley Clarke: You can actually go to school and college

You can actually go to school and college to learn how to play and get technical with the electric bass. — Stanley Clarke

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Beth Moore: If I die suddenly, my gravestone might appropriately

If I die suddenly, my gravestone might appropriately offer this insight into my departure: "God got tired." I require lots of work. — Beth Moore

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Mickey Gilley: I had a few stocks, but stocks took

I had a few stocks, but stocks took a dive. I never sell my stocks. — Mickey Gilley

Wet Dreams Funny Quotes By Nora Roberts: You're going to be unemployed if you really

You're going to be unemployed if you really think you just have to sit around and wait for the muse to land on your shoulder. — Nora Roberts