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Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Irenaeus Of Lyons: The church has been planted as a paradise

The church has been planted as a paradise in this world. — Irenaeus Of Lyons

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Jeff Fisher: I've always liked to run. I did it

I've always liked to run. I did it from a conditioning standpoint, you know. I really enjoyed running, and I do it to stay in shape. — Jeff Fisher

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Julie James: That's it! You're Collin McCann," Wilkins said.Collin grinned.

That's it! You're Collin McCann," Wilkins said.
Collin grinned. Ah ... fans. He never got tired of meeting them. "Guilty as charged — Julie James

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Irvine Welsh: Take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by

Take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace — Irvine Welsh

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Maria Rachel Hooley: I'll stumble through all the words, knowing I

I'll stumble through all the words, knowing I couldn't begin to tell her what I'm feeling. There're no words for that. — Maria Rachel Hooley

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Suzanne Collins: No wonder I won the Games. NO decent

No wonder I won the Games. NO decent person ever does. — Suzanne Collins

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Eric Maisel: We have enough experiences in a day to

We have enough experiences in a day to make art for a decade. — Eric Maisel

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: It is a ridiculous demand which England and

It is a ridiculous demand which England and America make, that you shall speak so that they can understand you. Neither men nor toadstools grow so. — Henry David Thoreau

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Dorothy Whipple: With love, you don't even need butter on

With love, you don't even need butter on your bread; without it, an elaborate feast is necessary to make you come to the table. — Dorothy Whipple

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Jennifer Morrison: I adore Smashbox lip stains. I carry a

I adore Smashbox lip stains. I carry a natural color for daytime and a berry shade for going out at night. — Jennifer Morrison

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Fanny Fern: I wish one half the world were not

I wish one half the world were not fools, and the other half idiots. — Fanny Fern

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Burt Lancaster: My brother never had me to dinner in

My brother never had me to dinner in his life. — Burt Lancaster

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Amy Bloom: If I had been a more realistic and

If I had been a more realistic and reasonable person, if I had not been twenty-one and still fooling myself, I would have said, Wait. — Amy Bloom

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Flynn Meaney: Our neighbors were so excited when a black

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD. — Flynn Meaney

Welcome To The Family Funny Quotes By Bob Parsons: I now know that I learn by solving

I now know that I learn by solving problems as they arise. Rarely do we learn significant lessons, or significantly improve, any other way. — Bob Parsons