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The church has been planted as a paradise in this world. — Irenaeus Of Lyons

I've always liked to run. I did it from a conditioning standpoint, you know. I really enjoyed running, and I do it to stay in shape. — Jeff Fisher

That's it! You're Collin McCann," Wilkins said.
Collin grinned. Ah ... fans. He never got tired of meeting them. "Guilty as charged — Julie James

Take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace — Irvine Welsh

I'll stumble through all the words, knowing I couldn't begin to tell her what I'm feeling. There're no words for that. — Maria Rachel Hooley

No wonder I won the Games. NO decent person ever does. — Suzanne Collins

We have enough experiences in a day to make art for a decade. — Eric Maisel

It is a ridiculous demand which England and America make, that you shall speak so that they can understand you. Neither men nor toadstools grow so. — Henry David Thoreau

With love, you don't even need butter on your bread; without it, an elaborate feast is necessary to make you come to the table. — Dorothy Whipple

I adore Smashbox lip stains. I carry a natural color for daytime and a berry shade for going out at night. — Jennifer Morrison

I wish one half the world were not fools, and the other half idiots. — Fanny Fern

My brother never had me to dinner in his life. — Burt Lancaster

If I had been a more realistic and reasonable person, if I had not been twenty-one and still fooling myself, I would have said, Wait. — Amy Bloom

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD. — Flynn Meaney

I now know that I learn by solving problems as they arise. Rarely do we learn significant lessons, or significantly improve, any other way. — Bob Parsons