Weekend Humor Quotes
Collection of top 20 famous quotes about Weekend Humor
Weekend Humor Quotes & Sayings
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When our souls are healthy, we change the environment; the environment doesn't change us.
— Carl Lentz
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy.
— Stephan Pastis
In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it's fight or flight. With Tommy it's always fright and flight.
— Terry Weible Murphy
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend
— Doug Larson
Your little kettle will rattle in the battle; just put it on fire. Spark your ambitions with action and thing will change. Be like a warrior!
— Israelmore Ayivor
The man is cold, brooding, sullen, deaf to humor. And those are his good points.
— George R R Martin
I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
I know that I was hiking at a very young age because I remember being convinced that it was the trees that were talking.
— Jennifer Pharr Davis
For many events, roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes
— Vilfredo Pareto
Memorial Day weekend is the time we drink up all the booze and eat up all the grub that the soldiers didn't get to. It's important.
— Karl Welzein
In the end, everything came down to money. It came down to what a person actually did, as opposed to who they thought they were
— Nicholas Sparks
Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure.
— Alice Hoffman
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
My first job entailed spending a summer working in a cornfield in Nebraska.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
That weekend my people brought home a big eared gray scrawny kit.
He was so loud and annoying
that I did not like him one bit. — Melinda K. Trotter
I didn't leave that crowd of ocelots to go back into it." [when asked to write the film script for The Osterman Weekend]
— Robert Ludlum
Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee.
— Milan Kundera
You just don't know if you'll be around tomorrow. You just don't.
— Charlize Theron