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I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.
— Heather Donahue
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex.
— Rachel DeWoskin
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister.
— Josephine Angelini
Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.
— Richelle Mead
Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.
— William Goldman
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
— Henny Youngman
Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?
— Andrea Speed
It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.
— Martha Plimpton
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
— Henny Youngman
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
— Karl Pilkington
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.
— Sophie Kinsella
Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours.
— Patrick Ness
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
— Henny Youngman
Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.
— Libba Bray
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Data is your Beta...
— Kshitij Bhatia
I had a very funny family.
— Zach Braff
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
