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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! — Bill Watterson

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. — Bill Watterson

I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius. — Bill Watterson

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. — Bill Watterson

CALVIN:
Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. — Bill Watterson

The best proof of extraterrestrial intelligence is that they haven't contacted us. — Bill Watterson

Day says the anticipation of having something is often more fun than actually having it.- Calvin — Bill Watterson

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. — Bill Watterson

Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower?
Of course not. Don't be silly.
Even if I didn't use it in the house? — Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life. — Bill Watterson

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... procrastinating and rationalizing. — Bill Watterson

Idiocy is the essence of the male mind. — Bill Watterson

Wake up, get up ... Shut up. Listen up ... Throw up ... Mix up, Goof up ... Hurry up ... "
"How's your day?"
"Looking up. — Bill Watterson

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. — Bill Watterson

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? — Bill Watterson

The best presents don't come in boxes. — Bill Watterson

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin — Bill Watterson

Scientific Progress goes boink? — Bill Watterson

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
-Calvin — Bill Watterson

I'm leaking brain lubricant. — Bill Watterson

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure. — Bill Watterson

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions. — Bill Watterson

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!? ... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! — Bill Watterson

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. — Bill Watterson

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ... Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough. — Bill Watterson

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! — Bill Watterson

I'm resolving to just wing it and see what happens. — Bill Watterson

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.
-Hobbes — Bill Watterson

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. — Bill Watterson

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. — Bill Watterson

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. — Bill Watterson

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson

My book is called, Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself. — Bill Watterson

Every day of my life I have to add another name to the list of people who p*ss me off
Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes — Bill Watterson

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. — Bill Watterson

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. — Bill Watterson

It's only work if somebody makes you do it. — Bill Watterson

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. — Bill Watterson

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. — Bill Watterson

CALVIN:
As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight. — Bill Watterson

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin — Bill Watterson

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! — Bill Watterson

I've been thinking Hobbes"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose — Bill Watterson

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! — Bill Watterson

I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!
...
Say's the dust speck. — Bill Watterson

Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
-Calvin — Bill Watterson

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin) — Bill Watterson

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin. — Bill Watterson

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! — Bill Watterson

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am.
... I've got more brains than I know what to do with.
Hobbes: So I've noticed. — Bill Watterson