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Watches With Funny Quotes By Celia Rivenbark: She appears to have a face that would

She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart. — Celia Rivenbark

Watches With Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Have you noticed that families on TV never

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television? — Henny Youngman

Watches With Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. — Rita Rudner

Watches With Funny Quotes By Gwen Stefani: Look at your watch now. You're still a

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

Watches With Funny Quotes By Idries Shah: It is not only a matter of not

It is not only a matter of not caring who knows - it is also a matter of knowing who cares. — Idries Shah

Watches With Funny Quotes By Marie Stopes: If the world is not safe for babies

If the world is not safe for babies you are never going to get a democracy worth having. — Marie Stopes

Watches With Funny Quotes By Alexandra Roach: Transformations don't scare me: it thrills me to

Transformations don't scare me: it thrills me to become the polar opposite. — Alexandra Roach

Watches With Funny Quotes By Lindy Zart: I'm competing, Kennedy," he breathes against my neck.

I'm competing, Kennedy," he breathes against my neck. "And I'm going to win."
Zart, Lindy (2014-11-20). Roomies (p. 154). Kindle Edition. — Lindy Zart

Watches With Funny Quotes By Jane Wyman: Ask him what time it is and he'll

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made. — Jane Wyman

Watches With Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Watch me closely - only one can spoil

Watch me closely - only one can spoil it. — Eugene Ormandy

Watches With Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield

Watches With Funny Quotes By Jack Kenny: I've never read a review from anybody that

I've never read a review from anybody that said, "I don't want to watch this anymore because it's just too funny. I laughed too much." — Jack Kenny

Watches With Funny Quotes By Cindy Crawford: The good thing about people underestimating models is

The good thing about people underestimating models is that the bar is set so low, you tend to impress people more easily. — Cindy Crawford

Watches With Funny Quotes By Catherynne M Valente: In my mind I know the name of

In my mind I know the name of an ocean the size of everything that was. My mouth can only call it death. — Catherynne M Valente

Watches With Funny Quotes By Ian Hecox: I just write what I think is funny.

I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it. — Ian Hecox