Washing Machine Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about Washing Machine

Washing Machine Quotes & Sayings

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Normal is a setting on a washing machine. — Christopher Barzak

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. — Whoopi Goldberg

Given the choice between fulfilling love and a washing machine, young people in the U.S. and the Soviet Union both chose the washing machine. — Kristin Ross

My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication. — Uma Thurman

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I am drafting a new laundry protocol for better and more considerate usage of the washing machine — Koh Choon Hwee

RAND scientists tried to tell their wives that the decision whether to buy or not to buy a washing machine was an 'optimization problem'. — Sylvia Nasar

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. — Dave Barry

Normal is a cycle on a washing machine. — Emmylou Harris

English women would rather go out and buy a washing machine than shop for clothes. — Trinny Woodall

I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain — Henry Winkler

It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine. — Lois Greiman

The washing machine changed the world more than the Internet. — Ha-Joon Chang

Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from 'Star Wars' played backwards through a washing machine. — Clive James

It's not nothing when you're abroad and you don't have a washing machine. — Darryl Pinckney

A washing machine repairman dying of laryngeal cancer had only one recurring thought: There is no excuse for making an angel cry. — Tade Thompson

(When I'd asked Mrs. Barbour where the washing machine was, she'd looked at me as if I'd asked for lye and lard to boil up for soap.) — Donna Tartt

The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two ... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism. — Doris Lessing

The washing machine's rhythm was like a giant heartbeat, and the rush of its waters was what the unborn hear- our last memory of peace. — Thomas Harris

Where does someone go when he dies?', 'When does fear end?', 'Where are all the single socks that disappeared in the washing machine? — Antonia Michaelis

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. — Milton Berle

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. — Sam Ewing

It's a vicious cycle. It's like a washing machine with the lid jammed down. -Christina Kratovac (pg 53)
— Jaclyn Moriarty

Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy

Harry, guess what? said Tonks from her perch on top of the washing machine, and she wiggled her left hand at him; a ring glittered there. — J.K. Rowling

Vibration is always good. Sitting on top of the washing machine thats going. — Gillian Anderson

I felt like laundry in a washing machine, when all I wanted was to be put on and become her favourite shirt. — Isabelle Ronin

Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy

Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings. — Trisha Goddard

Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. — Whoopi Goldberg

I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs. — Elton John