Walmart Quotes

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to WalMart, so be it. — Maynard James Keenan

Do not work at Walmart expecting to receive your salary from Microsoft. — Patience Johnson

Hell couldn't be worse than a WalMart after midnight, right? — MaryJanice Davidson

If Enron and Walmart got drunk in Vegas and had an evil corporate love child, Fiendish would be their rebellious teenage son." ~Kate — Cathy Yardley

Gotta love Walmart. Where else can you buy Fritos and bullets? — D.J. MacHale

If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping. — Dane Cook

They shop at Dollar Tree because they don't want to get dressed up for Walmart. — Lisa Kleypas

The typical Walmart today offers you 100,000 products. — Sheena Iyengar

What the American worker needs is more of what WalMart offers and less of what the government offers. — Llewellyn Rockwell

When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them. — Dick Gregory

I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart. — Rush Limbaugh

Walmart suddenly smells like a prosti-tot pageant. — Fanny Merkin

I'm getting a bunch more face tattoos, because it doesn't look like I'm ever going to have to apply to a Walmart or Best Buy. — Al Jourgensen

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff? — Paris Hilton

Walmart is committed to fighting hunger in America every day. — Sylvia Mathews Burwell

Walmart is an amazing story of entrepreneurship and, as one of the world's most powerful brands, touches millions of lives every day. — Marissa Mayer

Focus on something the customer wants, and then deliver it. — Sam Walton

The agencies are the Walmarts of the welfare agency — Eva Cox

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees. — Godfrey

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated. — Jim Norton

The six heirs to the Walmart fortune have more wealth than the poorest 30 per cent of Americans. — Russell Brand

The people are so small, they look like ants (although they're Walmart customers, so they look like obese ants). — Andrew Shaffer

Linc was so amazed at what he saw and heard, This is sooo cool. I love this place. This looks way better than a day spotting weird people at Walmart. — S.W. Lothian

I am still waiting for the day that they say, 'Time's up, Blanco. Back to your shift at Walmart.' — Benny Blanco

We'll make it through. You won't be alone. I'll be here, always. You can call me Walmart. — M.J. Kane

Malachi make sure you know the desire of your heart is the right desire. — Rick Leland

At Walmart, we recognize the need to support the development of our nation's youth. — Sylvia Mathews Burwell

I worked at a McDonald's inside a Walmart. It wasn't even a real McDonald's. — Riki Lindhome

We've done both. We can do both. We can raise the quality and still have Walmart prices. — Mike Duke

You can learn from everybody. — Sam Walton

The only thing Americans love more than Walmart and firearms (and buying firearms at Walmart) is accents. — Brian Moylan

Those Walmarts weren't buildings, they were bunkers. Those weren't parking lots out front, they were kill zones. — Gard Skinner

How do I like to spend my day off? I like to hit up the juice bar, the bookstore, tan, and then flirt with the pharmacy tech at Walmart. — Crystal Woods

Walmart's Global Women's Economic Empowerment Initiative is working to create opportunity and empower women and girls in markets around the world. — Sylvia Mathews Burwell

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful. — Bill Cosby