Waffles Quotes
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Waffles Quotes & Sayings
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The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like that.
— Alan Pardew
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.
— Amy Poehler
We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.
— Leslie Knope
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
— Ring Lardner Jr.
if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
— George Lopez
You're very welcome, Nina Zenik. You may repay me in the customary way." "Waffles?" "Lots of them.
— Leigh Bardugo
You really should be able to feel the higher power of music and be moved by it, rather than listening to me waffle on and having to explain it.
— Maynard James Keenan
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
— Donald Glover
That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle.
— Jonathan Stroud
Wait, you hate waffles?" He chuckles. "Is that a problem?" "Um, yes." I make my eyes bug out. "Only Satan hates waffles." "Maybe I'm the devil.
— Julie Johnson
Poetry is a mystic, sensuous mathematics of fire, smoke-stacks, waffles, pansies, people, and purple sunsets.
— Carl Sandburg
Waffles are just awesome bread.
— John Green
I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones.
— Dana Gould
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
— Lauren Myracle
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
— Mitch Hedberg
I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster.
— Paloma Faith
My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.
— Marilyn Vos Savant
If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
— Zach Galifianakis
If you've never had the chance to visit a Waffle House, simply imagine a gas station bathroom that serves waffles.
— Jim Gaffigan
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, Fuck waffles.
— George Carlin
Seth wasn't the kind of person who made deals with cartels. He was the kind of person who made waffles with whipped cream and bananas.
— K.A. Merikan
