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Do ye remember the love potion Una made for yer feckin' balls and how the gnats bit the hell outta big daddy and the twins? — Vonnie Davis

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear! — Vonnie Davis

And then Luke had appeared, like a gust that had come to teach me that in life, there was nothing more precious than life itself. — Liz Thebart

It happened in the autumn of the year, when murder feels at home, because so many other things are dying. — Phillip DePoy

There is so much to groak; So little to groak from. — Leonard Susskind

Ye have taught me something I never understood."
"What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease? — Vonnie Davis

Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass? — Vonnie Davis

Sex and love are what make the world go round. It's the heart of poetry and music. — Vonnie Davis

Och, my potion is boiling. I need to say good night and keep an eye on the pot. Ye canna overboil newt's eyeballs. — Vonnie Davis

Being a bear brings us more freedom." He tilted his glass and swallowed its contents. "Sometimes I'd sooner stay a bear. — Vonnie Davis

Man, I don't know who's breathing faster right now. Her running or you watching. — Vonnie Davis

Before we leave this country, I'm finding out what they wear under those kilts, even if I have to hike one up and take a gander myself. — Vonnie Davis

While we're out shopping this afternoon, maybe we can find a Scottish man for me." Effie waggled her eyebrows. "I know just the size I want. — Vonnie Davis

The denim lovingly cupped his manhood as if it were precious cargo.
Effie elbowed her. "Oh, the man saunters like walking sin, doesn't he? — Vonnie Davis

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast. — Vonnie Davis

Take me inside. Show me if a fireman knows how to start a fire. — Vonnie Davis

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol. — Vonnie Davis

She tugged on his hair. "I'll have you know I'm no weakling."
He grinned and kissed her forehead. "No, it takes a strong woman to kill a truck. — Vonnie Davis

The lynx raised his hind leg and licked his nether regions. 'Tis what I think of the doctor's foolish prediction. — Vonnie Davis

The family who naps together stays together. — Vonnie Davis

That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass. — Vonnie Davis

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt. — Vonnie Davis

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way? — Vonnie Davis

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot. — Vonnie Davis

If Scotsmen truly didn't wear anything under their kilts, she bet his equipment was frozen solid. — Vonnie Davis

The world is full of mystery and magic. We just need to look, listen and believe that wondrous things are still possible. — Vonnie Winslow Crist

My Morris, bless his heavy-hung manhood, was a muscular man too."
Bloody hell, is she talking about her dead husband's manly parts? His tadger? — Vonnie Davis

Legends have it that once a Scot covers a lass with his plaid, his intentions are spoken. — Vonnie Davis

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?"
"Petty Male Shit," she yelled. — Vonnie Davis

He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker. — Vonnie Davis

It is possible to do good things with an imperfect situation. — Chris Cleave

We will conquer Europe, we will conquer America! — Yusuf Al-Qaradawi

Pay attention to the cracks, because that's where the light gets in. — Leonard Cohen

Ice Man, his friends had called him. She'd give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad. — Vonnie Davis

Her gaze feasted on his cock, which was a turn on in itself. "There's nothing tiny about you, is there? — Vonnie Davis

Urban design is where the number are and easy size of installation plus the fast lessons to extend out to larger design acreage. — Geoff Lawton