Vodka Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Vodka
Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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Russians really needed a product that would be not as strong as vodka and not as feminine as cheap sparkling wine, so Martini was a good solution.
— Roustam Tariko
No, tequila makes me throw up. Vodka makes my clothes fall off." I grin and sip my water. "You might want to take notes.
— Kristen Proby
When the poems don't come, don't open the vodka.
— Clementine Von Radics
Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.
— Hugh Laurie
Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.
— Lois Greiman
I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
— Calvin Klein
Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up.
— Richelle Mead
Her whisper smelled like cranberry juice and vodka.
— Stephen Chbosky
Martinis are glamorous but also so simple because they only have a few ingredients, and you can really taste the vodka.
— Stephanie Sigman
Dinner waited for us: steaks and potatoes and manly things, items of a manly meal. Also vodka cranberries.
— Adam P. Knave
Vodka tonic with lemon.
— Tracy Brogan
I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.
— Christopher Titus
I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.
— Stan Bowles
Some people might enjoy drain water if they were told it was vodka.
— Flannery O'Connor
Deceivingly, Miss Neville, the word vodka means 'little water.' The Russians are masters of the understatement. - Lord Nash
— Liz Carlyle
If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.
— Jann Arden
I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect ... instead I choose Chaka Khan ... and vodka ... Bridget Jones
— Helen Fielding
Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?
— Heidi McLaughlin
when life gives you lemonade, add vodka.
— Cassandra Clare
Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.
— Viktor Chernomyrdin
I need a lot of black on my eyes and a little shot of vodka to be brave, because you're beautiful when you relax.
— Carine Roitfeld
Nyx had finished off a fifth of vodka for breakfast, since she'd sworn off whiskey.
— Kameron Hurley
Nothing better than vodka at 6 am...
— 5amWriterMan
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
— Garrison Keillor
Vodka. Top shelf." He slaps his hand on the bar top like he's been waiting ten hours to be served.
— Ruby Dixon
I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.
— Chelsea Handler
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
— Fuzzy Zoeller
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.
— Richelle Mead
Annie took another sip of the vodka, letting the alcohol seep through her system, turning bad ideas into good ones.
— Kevin Wilson
Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.
— Betty White
If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...
— Les Edgerton
Money, like vodka, makes a man queer
— Anton Chekhov
Like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, she guzzled down the vodka in hopes that Hef would feel that urge to rescue her or care for her.
— Holly Madison
Happy hour is slightly different in the Soviet Union. There are no ice cubes or orange-peel twists in the vodka. Also, it lasts all day.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I really shine in a Taco Bell parking lot with a water bottle full of vodka, but I could work with this. After
— Anna Kendrick
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
— Gina Barreca
Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.
— Nathan Lane
You should beware of priests, my son. And people who don't drink vodka. Worst of all are priests who don't drink vodka.
— Jonas Jonasson
That's right: Duff McKagan, king of beers, viscount of vodka, count of coke. Champion of the world. Asshole.
— Duff McKagan
A bottle of vodka costs as much as a coat used to. And something to snack on? Half a kilo of salami is half a month's pension.
— Svetlana Alexievich
I thought you said scrying was a bad idea.""It's like vodka," Calla said. "It really depends on who's doing it. — Maggie Stiefvater
See, vodka, that's drinking. Beer - well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.
— Tad Williams
I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it.
— Rachel Maddow
Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats.
— Carl Van Vechten
My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama
— Vinnie Paz
We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.
— Philip Sington
Seth discovered that night that he had two extra stomachs; one for vodka and one for overeating.
— Kenneth Eade
I like vodka tonics and gin & tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick.
— Lea Salonga
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
— Anton Chekhov
When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.
— Brandi Glanville
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
— Anthony Hopkins
I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.
— Ridley Scott
Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.
— George Allen
Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too.
— Alexander Ovechkin
The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.
— Fuzzy Zoeller
I kiss her. I kiss her and kiss her. I try not to bite her lip. She tastes like vodkahoney.
— Lidia Yuknavitch
I believe there is not any big difference between any consumer business, whether it's a bank or insurance or vodka or chocolate, whatever it is.
— Roustam Tariko
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.
— Nicole Polizzi
Vodka is like water, but with consequences.
— Tom Rachman
That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.
— Chelsea Handler
Sometimes, when the world gets too hard to live in, I come here for vodka and tonic.
— Haruki Murakami
I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.
— Jim Leyland
Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.
— Larry Correia
I live on shameless flattery ... and vodka ... but the two usually go hand in hand.
— Vicktor Alexander
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
— Dylan Moran
The vodka warmed his body nicely, like an invisible hand stroking him in places no one had touched in years.
— Sharon Guskin
Vodka is kind of a hobby.
— Betty White
Vladimir leaned forward. Never dilute vodka. Is sin.
— Jennifer Lane
I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
— Ellen DeGeneres
This vodka is delicious. Not very strong, though." "That's because it's water." "Hmmmph.
— Max Monroe
When life gives you lemons, add vodka.
— Denise B.
When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day.
— Keydia Marie
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
— Jim Butcher
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.
— Mitch Hedberg
Orange flavoring and vodka. They
— Truman Capote
There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.
— Mick Jagger
Could still taste the sweet mint and vodka in his kiss.
— Michelle Hughes
