Vodka Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Vodka

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Russians really needed a product that would be not as strong as vodka and not as feminine as cheap sparkling wine, so Martini was a good solution. — Roustam Tariko

No, tequila makes me throw up. Vodka makes my clothes fall off." I grin and sip my water. "You might want to take notes. — Kristen Proby

When the poems don't come, don't open the vodka. — Clementine Von Radics

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. — Hugh Laurie

We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement ... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards. — Robin Day

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice. — Stephen Fry

Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars. — Lois Greiman

I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry. — Calvin Klein

Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up. — Richelle Mead

Her whisper smelled like cranberry juice and vodka. — Stephen Chbosky

Martinis are glamorous but also so simple because they only have a few ingredients, and you can really taste the vodka. — Stephanie Sigman

Dinner waited for us: steaks and potatoes and manly things, items of a manly meal. Also vodka cranberries. — Adam P. Knave

Vodka tonic with lemon. — Tracy Brogan

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos. — Christopher Titus

I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. — Stan Bowles

Some people might enjoy drain water if they were told it was vodka. — Flannery O'Connor

Why go to so much trouble when Cranberry Juice, Chicken Broth, and Vodka tastes just like Thanksgiving Dinner, and you can enjoy it alone. — Ray Palla

If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot. — John Green

herself into the darkest corner and lay her head against the inner cushion as she unscrewed the vodka. This was going to be a long night, — Viv Daniels

Deceivingly, Miss Neville, the word vodka means 'little water.' The Russians are masters of the understatement. - Lord Nash — Liz Carlyle

If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable. — Jann Arden

I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect ... instead I choose Chaka Khan ... and vodka ... Bridget Jones — Helen Fielding

Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? — Heidi McLaughlin

when life gives you lemonade, add vodka. — Cassandra Clare

Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka. — Viktor Chernomyrdin

I need a lot of black on my eyes and a little shot of vodka to be brave, because you're beautiful when you relax. — Carine Roitfeld

Nyx had finished off a fifth of vodka for breakfast, since she'd sworn off whiskey. — Kameron Hurley

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? — Eminem

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. — Richard Owen

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!" — Kurt Fuller

Nothing better than vodka at 6 am... — 5amWriterMan

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up. — Garrison Keillor

Vodka. Top shelf." He slaps his hand on the bar top like he's been waiting ten hours to be served. — Ruby Dixon

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka. — Chelsea Handler

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. — Fuzzy Zoeller

Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. — Richelle Mead

Death was a cold and endless place. At least life served vodka. — Sonja Yoerg

Annie took another sip of the vodka, letting the alcohol seep through her system, turning bad ideas into good ones. — Kevin Wilson

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks. — Betty White

If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka... — Les Edgerton

Money, like vodka, makes a man queer — Anton Chekhov

Like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, she guzzled down the vodka in hopes that Hef would feel that urge to rescue her or care for her. — Holly Madison

Happy hour is slightly different in the Soviet Union. There are no ice cubes or orange-peel twists in the vodka. Also, it lasts all day. — P. J. O'Rourke

I really shine in a Taco Bell parking lot with a water bottle full of vodka, but I could work with this. After — Anna Kendrick

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. — Ron White

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. — Gina Barreca

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best. — Nathan Lane

You should beware of priests, my son. And people who don't drink vodka. Worst of all are priests who don't drink vodka. — Jonas Jonasson

That's right: Duff McKagan, king of beers, viscount of vodka, count of coke. Champion of the world. Asshole. — Duff McKagan

A bottle of vodka costs as much as a coat used to. And something to snack on? Half a kilo of salami is half a month's pension. — Svetlana Alexievich

I thought you said scrying was a bad idea."
"It's like vodka," Calla said. "It really depends on who's doing it. — Maggie Stiefvater

See, vodka, that's drinking. Beer - well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet. — Tad Williams

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it. — Rachel Maddow

If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party. — Kevin Ward

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats. — Carl Van Vechten

My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama — Vinnie Paz

We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards. — Philip Sington

His voice was made of icy winter winds, concrete, and vodka. — Nia Wilson

I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea. — Franz Kafka

Seth discovered that night that he had two extra stomachs; one for vodka and one for overeating. — Kenneth Eade

I like vodka tonics and gin & tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick. — Lea Salonga

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. — Anton Chekhov

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. — Anthony Hopkins

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits. — Ridley Scott

Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's. — George Allen

Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too. — Alexander Ovechkin

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has. — Fuzzy Zoeller

I kiss her. I kiss her and kiss her. I try not to bite her lip. She tastes like vodkahoney. — Lidia Yuknavitch

She drinks vodka in the evening and green tea in the morning. — Anne Berest

I believe there is not any big difference between any consumer business, whether it's a bank or insurance or vodka or chocolate, whatever it is. — Roustam Tariko

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. — Nicole Polizzi

Vodka is like water, but with consequences. — Tom Rachman

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. — Chelsea Handler

Sometimes, when the world gets too hard to live in, I come here for vodka and tonic. — Haruki Murakami

George Jessel's newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the town's paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka. — Lucius Beebe

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. — Ian Fleming

I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches. — Jim Leyland

Vodka is a very deceptive drink. You can't taste it, you can't smell it. — Dylan Moran

Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka. — Larry Correia

I have no idea what to say to him. "The Latin Club is totally evil," I blurt.
"The Latin Club?"
I can understand why he's confused. — Holly Black

I live on shameless flattery ... and vodka ... but the two usually go hand in hand. — Vicktor Alexander

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? — Dylan Moran

I hate vodka. It is the second worst thing to have come out of Russia, after communism - which isn't Russian anyway, Karl Marx was Russian. — Param Vyas

The vodka warmed his body nicely, like an invisible hand stroking him in places no one had touched in years. — Sharon Guskin

Vodka is kind of a hobby. — Betty White

Vladimir leaned forward. Never dilute vodka. Is sin. — Jennifer Lane

It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again. — Elton John

I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES — Ellen DeGeneres

This vodka is delicious. Not very strong, though." "That's because it's water." "Hmmmph. — Max Monroe

When life gives you lemons, add vodka. — Denise B.

When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day. — Keydia Marie

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. — Jim Butcher

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox. — Mitch Hedberg

Orange flavoring and vodka. They — Truman Capote

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka. — Mick Jagger

Could still taste the sweet mint and vodka in his kiss. — Michelle Hughes

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions. — Doug Stanhope

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better. — Zlatan Ibrahimovic