Short Sarcastic Friendship Quotes

I'm pretty sure I could outrun the whole Dallas Cowboys team. — Adrian Peterson

She wanted out of the decorating scheme. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Everyone thinks because we love cars and our dad was in the business, we love the mechanical end of cars. — Joe Biden

I've never been able to control my public image. — Erica Jong

Jesus Christ can help us fix anything that needs fixing in our lives. — M. Russell Ballard

To commune with God is to understand love because God is love — Sunday Adelaja

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel. — Andy Borowitz

Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God.
Aristotle — Bruce Wayne Sullivan

We are the friends of liberty everywhere, but the guarrantors of only our own. — Thomas Jefferson

No, I'm not at all adventurous. I'm terribly cowardly. — Roger Moore

Always try to be busy with valuable activities otherwise invaluable activities will definitely try to be busy with you — Arya Vidhan

My name is August. I won't describe what I look like. Whatever you're thinking, it's probably worse. August — R.J. Palacio

I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors. — Demetri Martin

The promise of satisfaction in worldly loves is an enduring lie that moves the soul to unfaithfulness from its proper lover. We — Augustine Of Hippo

I do believe in standing up for what you believe in and your family and your friends. — Kid Rock