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I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins. — Nicki Elson

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. — Dana Gould

Is it true that if you don't USE it you LOSE it? — Steve Carell

Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! — Maureen Johnson

If life is a bowl of cherries ... do you know how many virgins it took to make that ... — Josh Stern

The hair is the finest ornament women have. Of old, virgins used to wear it loose, except when they were in mourning. — Martin Luther

I am an inclusive lover, but I only do care about the virgins. — M.F. Moonzajer

Had I not become a footballer, I think I would have been a virgin. — Peter Crouch

No one is a virgin, because life has screwed us all. — Ann Rinaldi

If your God loves virgins, why he has created both male and female? — M.F. Moonzajer

You can only be a virgin once. There can only be one first time. — Diane Lane

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least. — Barbara Cartland

I'm going to die a virgin. I like the thought if it. So pure. — Julie Anne Peters

Is this place called Virgins? Well, I shouldn't be here! -Nina — Lisi Harrison

Trey, are you molesting virgins again?

~Brian — Olivia Cunning

The coconut trees, lithe and graceful, crowd the beach like a minuet of slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses. — William Manchester

Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren't virgins, Min. That's why there's people to begin with. — Daniel Handler

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable. — Bette Midler

I'm a virgin Mr Cohen," Carrie said, "I've never been with a man before. — Kassandra Cross

I ain't got much patience for virgins. You just grit your teeth and mind you don't scream too loud. — Lisa Henry

Me, my niggas and some Madonna hoes that look just like virgins but trust they down to go. — Drake

Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins. — Delilah S. Dawson

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset. — Clare Boothe Luce

But I might - " he bit out. "Tell me you're not a fucking virgin."
"No, I'm not a fucking virgin. Virgins have yet to fuck, remember? — Lora Leigh

People should realize women aren't just whores or virgins, I want to see women who are real human beings. — Kate Beckinsale

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico. — LIZ

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts! — Bill Maher

In Paris, everything's for sale: wise virgins, foolish virgins, truth and lies, tears and smiles. — Emile Zola

Seducing innocent virgins is such a tiring venture." Christian lifted a brow. "Are we back to that? — Karen Hawkins

Yes, testosterone-sodden young men too unattractive to get a woman in this world might be desperate enough to go for 72 private virgins in the next. — Richard Dawkins

The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous. — Barbara Cartland

As it is she will probably turn out to be one of these acid-faced virgins that sit behind little desks in public libraries and stamp dates in books. — Raymond Chandler

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. — Jason Biggs

In those days, young stars, male and female, were all virgins until married, and if divorced, they returned magically to that condition. — Shelley Winters

If I wasn't in the band I reckon I'd be a virgin. — Harry Styles

Forgot the blush that virgin fears impart
To modest cheeks, and borrowed one from art. — William Cowper

Gentlemen are rare. They're like virgins or leprechauns. — Jennifer Niven

That is like throwing two virgins into a bed. Enthusiasm, passion, and ignorance are not a good combination. Someone is likely to get hurt. — Patrick Rothfuss

Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks. — David Wellington

He says in his defence he never meddled with married women, only with virgins. — Hilary Mantel

Twists, turns, virgins and bad boys. I love a good YA read. Do you? — Jennifer Bardsley

Let us learn from the Virgin Mary how to be bolder in obeying the word of God. — Pope Francis

Virgin me no virgins! I must have you lose that name, or you lose me. — Philip Massinger

What are you doing, terrorizing the virgins? — Suzanne Enoch

You boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old. — Charles Bukowski

The innocence of virgins is like milk which turns when exposed to a clap of thunder, to a tart smell, to a hot day, to the merest nothing. — Honore De Balzac

Oh, quit that. Blushing is for virgins and Christians. — Catherynne M Valente

I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it. — Marsha Warfield

They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags. — Frankie Boyle

Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters. — Brian McNaughton

How do you suppose they know the sheep are virgins? — J.D. Robb

Women are never virgins. Purity is a negative state and therefore contrary to nature. — William Faulkner

If I wasn't a footballer, I would be a virgin — Peter Crouch

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

I'ma make you feel like a virgin again. — Tyga

Virginity is the poetry, not the reality, of life. — Alphonse De Lamartine

I think virgins are far more interesting to write about. If we've been around the block a few times, we know what to expect. Not so with virgins. — E.L. James

I praise wedlock, I praise marital union, but only because they produce me virgins. — St. Jerome

It doesn't give me displeasure to hear of a virgin being raped. The lot of women is to be fornicated. — L. Ron Hubbard

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush.
Mary Lou Molnar — Janet Evanovich

He who is devout to the Virgin Mother will certainly never be lost. — Ignatius Of Loyola

Anthony glared at his brother, then for good measure at Miss Sheffield, who was looking at him as if he'd just despoiled ten virgins in her presence. — Julia Quinn

Ah! the soft starlight of virgin eyes. — Honore De Balzac

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin — Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that. — Jonas Eriksson

I am a fruitarian and I will only eat leaves picked by virgins in the moonlight - Steve Jobs — Walter Isaacson

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. — Alfred Hitchcock

The true lady is in theory either a virgin or a lawful wife. — Emily James Smith Putnam

I wish I were a virgin again. The only fun I ever had was holding out. — Clare Boothe Luce

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin. — Daniel Tosh

The bashful virgin's sidelong looks of love. — Oliver Goldsmith

I am still playing 'Words With Friends,' but on Virgin Atlantic. — Alec Baldwin

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins. — Barbara Cartland

There's a kind of virgin one only becomes with difficulty. — Marian Engel

False preachers are worse than deflowerers of virgins. — Martin Luther

It's a pity that virgins can't be issued with some kind of barcode. Think of the problems that would have saved you. — Sara Craven

Virgins are a rare breed anywhere, but at your age, you're practically a unicorn. — Heidi Cullinan

Yes I'm a virgin and proud of it. — Britney Spears

I hate weddings. Weddings are nothing more than catering with virgins. Sorry, in the old days it was virgins; now it's baby mommas. — Joan Rivers

The Shits played raucous music, which was danced to by immature virgins in middleless dresses. — Robert Sheckley

For men to be virgins, we think it's negative. We think that there's something wrong with them. — Joyce Brothers

More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin. — Jay Leno

And who smiles when they're watching porn?" "Happy people, and virgins." I — N.R. Walker

I was starting to understand why the blood of a thousand virgins had been sacrificed at his altar of sexual prowess. — Penny Reid

Sixty queens there may be, and eighty concubines, and virgins beyond number; but my dove, my perfect one, is unique. — Nancy Rue

You have to wake up a virgin each morning. — Jean-Louis Barrault

No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all — Daniel Tosh

We fuck ten times a day and we're still virgins. — Stefan Bolea

Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

O Virgins, sacrosanct, if I have ever, for your sake, suffered vigils,cold,, and hunger, great need makes me entreat my recompense. — Dante Alighieri

Men want all women to lie down as whores and get up as virgins. — Isaac Bashevis Singer