Victor Aguirre Quotes

If this makes me sexier then where are you going? — Don DeLillo

these things aren't completely your fault completely. — P.A. Jones

Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it' — Tommy Cooper

Devyn: "But what can I say? I'm irresistible."
Bride: "No, you're a ho, but the good news is I'm ok with that! — Gena Showalter

Paranoids are the only ones who notice things anymore. — Anatole Broyard

I always say that you define what success is to yourself. — Lupe Fiasco

I had it all planned. Or, not planned exactly, but I'd planned to make plans. Plans were very much part of my plan. — Danny Wallace

The book didn't want to be copied?
I should introduce it to the house that doesn't want any occupants. — A.W. Exley

How do the geese know when to fly to the sun? — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

When I was a teenager, my self esteem was really low. But when I stood next to Yunho and his crooked teeth, I felt better. — Jaejoong

Understanding is a lot like sex; it's got a practical purpose, but that's not why people do it normally. — Frank Oppenheimer

The author determines that the bitterest struggles are for one side of the truth to the suppression of the other side. — Edith Hamilton

Love well, be loved and do something of value. — Aristotle.

There's no deodorant for desperation. — Jerry Stahl

Sacrifice your fear on the altar of your dreams. — Barbara Van Tuyl