Viagra Quotes
Collection of top 45 famous quotes about Viagra
Viagra Quotes & Sayings
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Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it.
— Tyler Knight
Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.
— Matt Dunn
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?
— Jimmy Carr
The Internet is the Viagra of big business.
— Jack Welch
Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash.
— Alonzo Bodden
Female Viagra has been around for years ... it's called money.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
— Jimmy Carr
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
— Robin Williams
Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I know thatOn the store there is real
And fake
Viagra.... both can kill youx don't worry about that problem. — Deyth Banger
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.
— Paul Daniels
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
— Carroll Bryant
Ecause when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.
— Peter McWilliams
Do you respond to every e-mail you get, Becky?" Luke turns, incredulous. "Do you have a fine selection of Viagra substitutes too?
— Sophie Kinsella
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
— Russell Howard
My your balls wither away and you develop and allergy to Viagra and all it's counter-parts(Sophie to Royd) — Iris Johansen
Wow! My partnerships are multiplying like bunnies on Viagra.
— Darynda Jones
REQUIRED TO TAKE A COMBINATION OF GINKGO AND VIAGRA, SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.
— Linda Howard
This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.
— David Letterman
You're just a big softy," he taunted. "The last person said that to me got Viagra in his coffee next morning," Ty warned seriously.
— Madeleine Urban
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
— Joan Rivers
That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information.""Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system? — Christopher Moore
Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.
— George Montgomery
I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.
— Daniel Dennett
Measuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man.
— Ai Weiwei
I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.
— Randy Newman
Abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra.
— Lil' Wayne
Rock guys were Viagra for my soul.
— Nicky Wells
Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods ... a few seconds after he took Viagra.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Variety is not everything! Viagra is!
— Tiger Woods
Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra.
— Emma Chase
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
— Jack Nicholson