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I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
— Steven Wright
Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.
— William Wycherley
I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.
— Lemony Snicket
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
I don't want to coach too far into my 60s. By then, I'll be playing golf four or five times a week.
— Steve Spurrier
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?
— Tina Fey
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look.
— Chris Robinson
Where the habits are simple, and the mind truly elevated, then is society in the best state ...
— Mary Martha Sherwood
To Hope and to many more turkey sandwiches." "Thank you," I said, the cold turkey warming my stomach. After
— Gretchen Olson
I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me.
— Karen Chance
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
— Stephen Chbosky
...Make God's Word your Sourcebook...
— David Jeremiah
If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.
— Shia Labeouf