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Very Tired Funny Quotes By Richard Pryor: I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I'm kinda tired. I was up all night

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

Very Tired Funny Quotes By William Wycherley: Next to the pleasure of finding a new

Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one. — William Wycherley

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Lemony Snicket: I am so tired, I can hardly type

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: Men never know how tired they are till

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Steve Spurrier: I don't want to coach too far into

I don't want to coach too far into my 60s. By then, I'll be playing golf four or five times a week. — Steve Spurrier

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Tina Fey: If these two are tired of having sex

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Christy Leigh Stewart: Do animals understand the concept of dreams or

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Chris Robinson: It's funny, after a while, you get tired

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Erma Bombeck: All of a sudden, I feel very old

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Mary Martha Sherwood: Where the habits are simple, and the mind

Where the habits are simple, and the mind truly elevated, then is society in the best state ... — Mary Martha Sherwood

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Al Gore: The day I made that statement, about the

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Gretchen Olson: To Hope and to many more turkey sandwiches."

To Hope and to many more turkey sandwiches." "Thank you," I said, the cold turkey warming my stomach. After — Gretchen Olson

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Karen Chance: I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: On Friday night, I was reading my new

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Cat Osterman: We had to adjust and threw a few

We had to adjust and threw a few more rise balls and curves but it worked. — Cat Osterman

Very Tired Funny Quotes By David Jeremiah: ...Make God's Word your Sourcebook...

...Make God's Word your Sourcebook... — David Jeremiah

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Shia Labeouf: If you're tired of starting over, stop giving

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Victor Hugo: Emotion is always new and the word has

Emotion is always new and the word has always served; therein lies the difficulty of expressing emotion. — Victor Hugo

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope we find a cure for every

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

Very Tired Funny Quotes By Susan Ee: I just got tired of the wetness sticking

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee