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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.' — Adam Ferrara

My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work. — Paula Graves

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. — A.R. Gurney

I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-: — Mahsati Abdul

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. — Edward De Bono

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf. — John Wayne

You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet. — Pamela Anderson

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny — Auliq Ice

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage. — Laura Kightlinger

I pretend he doesn't exist, and he does the same with me. — Ida Lokas

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia

True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day. — James E. Faust

Love, honor, and negotiate. — Alan Loy McGinnis