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Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Adam Ferrara: Being in a relationship is like being in

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.' — Adam Ferrara

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Paula Graves: My only relationship policy is, don't bring your

My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work. — Paula Graves

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Carroll Bryant: One should never give up on hope. Unless

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By A.R. Gurney: A man and his dog is a sacred

A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. — A.R. Gurney

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Mahsati Abdul: I am not fake, I am just too

I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-: — Mahsati Abdul

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Edward De Bono: I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. — Edward De Bono

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Eden Butler: Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By John Wayne: All men hate to hear "We need to

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf. — John Wayne

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Pamela Anderson: You don't want to have to be the

You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet. — Pamela Anderson

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I told my wife a man is like

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Auliq Ice: Treat me like a joke, watch me leave

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny — Auliq Ice

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Laura Kightlinger: I'm still going on bad dates when by

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage. — Laura Kightlinger

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Ida Lokas: I pretend he doesn't exist, and he does

I pretend he doesn't exist, and he does the same with me. — Ida Lokas

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By James E. Faust: True charity ought to begin in marriage, for

True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day. — James E. Faust

Very Funny Relationship Quotes By Alan Loy McGinnis: Love, honor, and negotiate.

Love, honor, and negotiate. — Alan Loy McGinnis