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MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman

Whoever devotedly undertakes and performs this most holy journey ... shall have the enjoyment of eternal reward from the repayer of all men. — Pope Eugene III

The spirit of a man can survive a sick body. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math! — Unknown

I will find a way, or I will make one. — Hannibal

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. — Mike Birbiglia

He couldn't be the type of guy she probably deserved - someone her own age without baggage or complications. But he could be the man she needed. — Shelly Bell

It is no use for the honorable member to shake his head in the teeth of his own words. — William E. Gladstone

We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences? — Gian-Carlo Rota

What do folk always say about Arsenal? They can pass you to death. — Charlie Adam

The revolution is made through human beings, but individuals must forge their revolutionary spirit day by day — Ernesto Che Guevara

I am in the mood to dissolve in the sky. — Virginia Woolf

... where there's one there's ten.'
That's crazy math. — Emma Donoghue

I think audiences deserve the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to be surprised by them rather then just assume they'll react negatively to any new idea. — David O. Russell

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

The English talked with inflected phrases. One phrase to mean everything. — Ernest Hemingway,

The obsession will end when you love yourself enough to stop hurting yourself. Who doesn't want to take care of what they love? — Geneen Roth

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. — Steven Wright

Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected. — Edward Griffith Begle

If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more. — Michael Bloomberg