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And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

It's always struck me as funny that guys with scars get a reputation for being hard. It's the ones that cut them you should be looking out for, right? — Louise Welsh

Hyperbolic statements will be the death of us all — William McGregor Robson

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

You will become whoever you want to be. — Paul Arden

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

He was still furious at Quinn, but they were - literally - all in the same boat now. — Michael Grant

If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away. — Seanan McGuire

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle

This last one is greener, it must be sweeter. — Nor Sanavongsay

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! — Susan Kay

He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better. — Gillian Flynn

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

I find that the more I dislike adults, the more apt I am to call them Sir. What? — Stephen King

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy. — Garrison Keillor

Every criticism or slight against you, warranted or not, received or endured humbly, is written in heaven for your reward. — John Piper

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

Snarl must love Christmas as much as me, I decided. — Rachel Cohn

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious. — Don Roff

Don't fucking quote me! — Roni Batti Kajou

Brexit means Brexit.The public made their verdict. — Theresa May

I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are. — William Faulkner

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. — Terry Pratchett

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

The 1910 Edison film of 'Frankenstein' was itself a dead thing revived by technology. — Kage Baker

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso