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So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land
— Richard Llewellyn
When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent.
— Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made.
— Otto Von Bismarck
Ronan Lynch - dreamer of dreams, fighter of men, skipper of classes - might
— Maggie Stiefvater
The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
— Frankie Boyle
You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are.
— Marisa De Los Santos
Err on the side of awesome.
— Brandon Sanderson
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[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds.
— Vladimir Nabokov
Boys fall in love with what they see. Girls fall in love with what they hear. But both with inner eyes. And their inner ears.
— Mutia Prawitasari
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
— Robin Williams
Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.
— Seth Grahame-Smith
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
— Daniel Tosh
Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that.""I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine
He kisses my forehead, his lips brushing my cheek. "I wouldn't trade our love for any other.
— Krista Ritchie
Don't blame me. That's evolution. Evolution's always hard. Hard and bleak. No such thing as happy evolution.
— Haruki Murakami
I was not born with English in my pocket.
— Santosh Kalwar
O God, make the bad people good, and the good people nice
— Philip Yancey
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.
— Sacha Guitry
I grew into manhood thoroughly imbued with the feeling that a man must be respected for what he made of himself.
— Theodore Roosevelt
Everything in English sounded funny.
— Richard House
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.
— Pharrell Williams
...you can ruin your credit in one seemingly responsible afternoon, but rebuilding it takes years.
— Sophia Amoruso
All shall be well, and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.
— Julian Of Norwich
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
— Frank Bough
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
— Margaret Cho
A focused resume is a powerful resume. A resume that tries to be all things to all people ends up being nothing at all.
— Jay Conrad Levinson
If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
— Benny Bellamacina
I cannot agree with those who rank modesty among the virtues.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
When you know yourself, your 'I'ness vanishes and you know that you and Allah are one and the same.
— Ibn Arabi
A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it.
— M.F. Moonzajer
