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So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. — Oscar Wilde

When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made. — Otto Von Bismarck

Ronan Lynch - dreamer of dreams, fighter of men, skipper of classes - might — Maggie Stiefvater

The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English. — Frankie Boyle

You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are. — Marisa De Los Santos

Err on the side of awesome. — Brandon Sanderson

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you. — Jim Broadbent

Boys fall in love with what they see. Girls fall in love with what they hear. But both with inner eyes. And their inner ears. — Mutia Prawitasari

When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow. — Anais Nin

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. — Robin Williams

Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts. — Seth Grahame-Smith

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

He kisses my forehead, his lips brushing my cheek. "I wouldn't trade our love for any other. — Krista Ritchie

Don't blame me. That's evolution. Evolution's always hard. Hard and bleak. No such thing as happy evolution. — Haruki Murakami

I was not born with English in my pocket. — Santosh Kalwar

O God, make the bad people good, and the good people nice — Philip Yancey

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. — Sacha Guitry

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. — George Mikes

I grew into manhood thoroughly imbued with the feeling that a man must be respected for what he made of himself. — Theodore Roosevelt

Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little. — Emma Chase

Everything in English sounded funny. — Richard House

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation. — Pharrell Williams

...you can ruin your credit in one seemingly responsible afternoon, but rebuilding it takes years. — Sophia Amoruso

All shall be well, and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well. — Julian Of Norwich

Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Frank Bough

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. — Margaret Cho

I'm always reading and looking around for the next thing. — Eric Bana

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell

A focused resume is a powerful resume. A resume that tries to be all things to all people ends up being nothing at all. — Jay Conrad Levinson

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

I cannot agree with those who rank modesty among the virtues. — Arthur Conan Doyle

When you know yourself, your 'I'ness vanishes and you know that you and Allah are one and the same. — Ibn Arabi

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it. — M.F. Moonzajer

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. — Santosh Kalwar