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MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman
Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true.
— Vilmos Zsigmond
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.
— Shannon Hale
One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.
— Adrian Sandvaer
Internet access came before pride.
— Jessica Park
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava.
— Mark Leiren-Young
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.
— Werley Nortreus
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
— Charles M. Schulz
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.
— Alfred De Vigny
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
— Criss Jami
