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Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Ingrid Michaelson: Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe

Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Anna Todd: My life before him was so simple and

My life before him was so simple and decided, now after him...It's just...After. — Anna Todd

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Paul Lynde: Women are my best friends, my best audience.

Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble — Paul Lynde

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau: Love has the power of making you believe

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. — Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Lacey Sturm: God protected, corrected, and provided. Why? Because he

God protected, corrected, and provided. Why? Because he is my heavenly Father. Because I wasn't born a bastard. None of us are. — Lacey Sturm

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Harry S. Truman: I've said many a time that I think

I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House of Representatives was the most un-American thing in America! — Harry S. Truman

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By David Letterman: Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Dion Boucicault: I wish Adam had died with all his

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. — Dion Boucicault

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Susan Donovan: Ah, Milk Duds. The official candy of pissed-off

Ah, Milk Duds. The official candy of pissed-off fat women everywhere — Susan Donovan

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Courteney Cox: Honesty is the key to a relationship. If

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. — Courteney Cox

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Valentine's day without your love is like a

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Stephen Colbert: Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old. — Stephen Colbert

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Evelyn Laye: Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to

Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done. — Evelyn Laye

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Martha Stewart: Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Roberto Bolano: Nothing lasts, the purely loving gestures of children

Nothing lasts, the purely loving gestures of
children tumble into the void. — Roberto Bolano

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Albert Einstein: Women marry men hoping they will change. Men

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. — Albert Einstein

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Melanie Clark Pullen: Love is just a chocolate substitute.

Love is just a chocolate substitute. — Melanie Clark Pullen

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Dorothy Parker: If love is blind, why is lingerie so

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? — Dorothy Parker

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Bell Hooks: Love empowers us to live fully and die

Love empowers us to live fully and die well. Death becomes, then, not an end to life but a part of living. — Bell Hooks

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By John Bulwer: It is astonishing how little one feels alone

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. — John Bulwer

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Paddick Van Zyl: Planning is a skill and an art which

Planning is a skill and an art which takes a lifetime to master — Paddick Van Zyl

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

Valentines Day Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia