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Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.
— Will Rogers
I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.
— Ben Feldman
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
— Stephen Leacock
When we're done with employer-based health insurance, it will have as much life in it as Jimmy Hoffa.
— Jonathan Gruber
I don't call it "Life Insurance," I call it "Love Insurance." We buy it because we want to leave a legacy for those we love.
— Farshad Asl
I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.
— Ike Barinholtz
Gospel is not a fire insurance policy for the next world, but a life assurance policy for this world.
— Richard Rohr
The determination of life insurance salesmen to succeed has made life pretty soft for widows.
— William Feather
A policy of life insurance is the cheapest and safest mode of making a certain provision for one's family.
— Benjamin Franklin
Mrs. Bob Johnson, the wife of the New York Life Insurance agent, is an excellent cook,
— Truman Capote
You can get over a million dollars worth of life insurance in case you die, but only eight to ten bucks and hour to live
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Free financial advice: buy life insurance for Saakashvili from US and UK insurance companies.
— Evgeni Kostitsyn
Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.
— Ethel Mumford
The best day of my life was when I turned 25. That's the day my car insurance went down. Yeah, boy, I saved $1,200 that day.
— Stephen Jackson
My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
— Willie Aames
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
— Wes Smith
Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Investing in the market without knowing what stage it is in is like selling life insurance to 20 year olds and 80 year olds at the same premium.
— Victor Sperandeo
It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted.
— Daniel Kahneman
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
— Woody Allen
If there is anyone dependent on your income - parents, children, relatives - you need life insurance.
— Suze Orman
Human life is proverbially uncertain; few things are more certain than the solvency of a life-insurance company.
— Arthur Eddington
Life insurance in America has traditionally been dominated by mutual insurers. Twelve of the fifteen largest life insurers are mutuals.
— Andrew Tobias
