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Urinal Quotes & Sayings

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The best leaks always take place in the urinal. — John Cole

The key to success in any organization is identifying, developing, and empowering the right people. — Craig Groeschel

An hour before his world exploded like a ripe tomato under a stiletto heel, Myron bit into a fresh pastry that tasted suspiciously like urinal cake. — Harlan Coben

Fifty-story skyscrapers stood side by side with older ten-story buildings like fathers and sons at the urinal together. — Yahtzee Croshaw

I thought to discourage aesthetics ... I threw the bottlerack and the urinal in their faces and now they admire them for their aesthetic beauty. — Marcel Duchamp

It is from the remembrance of joys we have lost that the arrows of affliction are pointed. — Henry MacKenzie

A stream of primal voices
Whispering in the breeze of your heart
To urge you on. — Scott Hastie

I'm nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is pissing on me. — Donald O'Donovan

Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead. — Philip K. Dick

In France one must adapt oneself to the fragrance of a urinal. — Gertrude Stein

...pain that would have made even a god shiver in terror. — Osman Welela

Mother said to me that the angels must have been watching over me when I found you, and that's the way I feel. — Glenda Helms

I expected a nod and maybe a handshake, but Dan clasped his hand to his chest, whispered something like "Chthulhu fh'tagn!" and spit into a urinal. — Brian Katcher

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh — John Candy

Ella, if it's magic, then nothing is supposed to happen. — Brad Barkley

My father was a deeply committed humanitarian. He was a fighter for social justice. He was spirited in the deepest sense. — Marianne Williamson

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that? — Lara Flynn Boyle

Selfish action imprisons the world. Act selflessly, without any thought of personal profit. — Krishna-Dwaipayana Vyasa

Women are responsible for the people in the family having pants. — Heidi Julavits

Love: a burnt match skating in a urinal. — Hart Crane

Of course I love winning things; I can't tell you how much I enjoy it. — Julian Fellowes

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. — Leslie Nielsen

You know, you can only lead them from behind. — Nelson Mandela