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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
— Henny Youngman
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
— Johnny Carson
Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
— Paul Dickson
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said."Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green
I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.
— David Levithan
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
— Jeff Kinney
Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.
— Megan McCafferty
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri.
— Richelle Mead
When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T.
— Amy Hill Hearth
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.
— Fred Allen
I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.
— Lorrie Moore
If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down - or cheeks up.
— Charlaine Harris
You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.
— Lois Greiman
Brass, stay down all summer.
— Eugene Ormandy
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
— Charles Dickens
The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next.
— Glendon Swarthout
I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want.
— Mark Wahlberg
I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.
— Pauly Shore
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
People are funny. They look down from all sorts of heights and then if the looking down has no effect they get unsure.
— John McGahern
Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.
— Djimon Hounsou
In the presence of a reader of Teilhard De Chardin I feel disarmed, nonplussed, ready to break down in tears.
— Michel Houellebecq
Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'
— Jason Alexander
Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.
— Murray Walker
I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.
— Kristen Stewart
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
— Harold Ramis
There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
— Tammy Blackwell
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
