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These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges
What do you read, my lord?"
"Words, words, words. — William Shakespeare
"Words, words, words. — William Shakespeare
Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm
— David Cross
In times of adversity, you don't have a problem to deal with; you have a choice to make.
— Andy Andrews
Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate
— Geri Halliwell
We are prisoners of our own metaphors, metaphorically speaking ...
— R. Buckminster Fuller
I tend to think that knowledge is preceded by power instead of the other way around.
— Zephyr Teachout
I believe in God, and I certainly believe in the devil. There's certainly a devil, and he knows my name.
— Daniel Johnston
I lucked out when I started to sing. I'd already experienced failing at everything else.
— Cyndi Lauper
Great courage, Joe.
— Eric Arvin
Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) — Lemony Snicket
Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) — Lemony Snicket
When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite,' I love it.
— Sofia Vergara
I have an unfortunate personality.
— Orson Welles