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Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Jerry Stahl: My life - and this hit so hard

My life - and this hit so hard I nearly toppled over - my life was Apollo 13! Launched with high expectations and pathetically crashed. — Jerry Stahl

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Peter Hedges: These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens

These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Jojo Moyes: I saw that pretty much everyone bore the

I saw that pretty much everyone bore the brutal imprint of love, whether it was lost, whipped away from them, or simply vanished into a grave. — Jojo Moyes

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: What do you read, my lord?""Words, words, words.

What do you read, my lord?"
"Words, words, words. — William Shakespeare

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By David Cross: Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm — David Cross

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Andy Andrews: In times of adversity, you don't have a

In times of adversity, you don't have a problem to deal with; you have a choice to make. — Andy Andrews

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Geri Halliwell: Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate

Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate — Geri Halliwell

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By R. Buckminster Fuller: We are prisoners of our own metaphors, metaphorically

We are prisoners of our own metaphors, metaphorically speaking ... — R. Buckminster Fuller

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Zephyr Teachout: I tend to think that knowledge is preceded

I tend to think that knowledge is preceded by power instead of the other way around. — Zephyr Teachout

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Daniel Johnston: I believe in God, and I certainly believe

I believe in God, and I certainly believe in the devil. There's certainly a devil, and he knows my name. — Daniel Johnston

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Cyndi Lauper: I lucked out when I started to sing.

I lucked out when I started to sing. I'd already experienced failing at everything else. — Cyndi Lauper

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Eric Arvin: Great courage, Joe.

Great courage, Joe. — Eric Arvin

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and

Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) — Lemony Snicket

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Sofia Vergara: When I get ready for an event, I

When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite,' I love it. — Sofia Vergara

Unfortunate Funny Quotes By Orson Welles: I have an unfortunate personality.

I have an unfortunate personality. — Orson Welles